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Rotund Capybara 🌈
@rotundcapybara.bsky.social
What's better than this? Just guys bein dudes [NSFW🔞]

Cat dad // Brightonian // Lover of books, video games, movies, and politics (sorry, insufferable I know)
Problematic issue #2 - it's far too easy to distract myself from work 😭
June 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Why do I start cooking at 8pm and then complain about eating at 10pm, plssss I just wanna finish replaying my damn video game for the 3rd time 😭
June 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
While the heat is making me ferel, I feel like these shorts still might be a bit too short to wear outside 😅 anyways here's a lil tummy for thirsty Thursday 🫶
June 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It is HAWT in Brighton atm so you best believe I'm living off picky bits and vegetable pasta (ft my cat enjoying a moment of peace before I blew raspberries on her belly)
June 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Not enough of y’all understand how hot you are 😮‍💨
June 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Fellas I know it's late but I haven't felt this feral in a while and I could really do with a big furry guy to cuddle up with rn (I'm not fuckin around either, I haven't stopped leaking precum all evening and need to stop asap 😭)
June 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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May 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Do you guys like that I precum so much? 😏 #gaymer
June 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Blasting a heavy load of cum 🍆 💦
March 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I've been working like a busy capitalist bootlicker this week and now I feel like a shell of a man, so obviously the only way to remedy this is via nudes and precum (or guillotines, preferably guillotines) #softiesaturday
May 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Bonus pic of Brighton technosauron from my window
May 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
How do we feel about the Brighton cock and ring (or i360 if you gotta be fancy)? I live in its shadow so I have my own biases [read: seething hatred]
May 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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An oozing cock is a happy cock
April 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Celebrating the bank hol weekend with a lil post shower softie from the vault for #fcf, I fear my hormones may win the fight this eve 🤠
May 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just spent two hours rearranging my flat and while I'm not sure if I like it, I'm so bloody sure I'm not dragging the lot back to the way it was before bc tbh f u c k t h a t 😭
April 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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An emphatic 'fuck transphobes' to all, today and every day
April 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Morning lovely people 💕 I thought I'd share a more realistic look at my bod this bank hol because;
a) chunky guys are fit af, and
b) I wanna show off my god awful tan lines

Happy Zombie Jesus day fellas 😁
April 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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This product is so good that you don’t even mind when it leaks all over your refrigerator because it fell on its side and somehow manages to do it every single time you buy it. That’s just the bargain you make with this stern old woman
April 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Gotta love a bit of black tile and chrome in the work loos, good job these are individual cubicles too otherwise it'd be a bit of an eyeful on a Wednesday arvo 👀
April 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
A movie from the year you turned 18 💖
April 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
My first name quite literally means peasant and tbh I think that's fairly on the money
April 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Another day without letting myself nut, another morning waking up obscenely hard 😅 how long should I wait for?
April 12, 2025 at 8:14 AM