Rotund Capybara 🌈
@rotundcapybara.bsky.social
What's better than this? Just guys bein dudes [NSFW🔞]
Cat dad // Brightonian // Lover of books, video games, movies, and politics (sorry, insufferable I know)
Cat dad // Brightonian // Lover of books, video games, movies, and politics (sorry, insufferable I know)
Problematic issue #2 - it's far too easy to distract myself from work 😭
June 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Problematic issue #2 - it's far too easy to distract myself from work 😭
While the heat is making me ferel, I feel like these shorts still might be a bit too short to wear outside 😅 anyways here's a lil tummy for thirsty Thursday 🫶
June 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
While the heat is making me ferel, I feel like these shorts still might be a bit too short to wear outside 😅 anyways here's a lil tummy for thirsty Thursday 🫶
It is HAWT in Brighton atm so you best believe I'm living off picky bits and vegetable pasta (ft my cat enjoying a moment of peace before I blew raspberries on her belly)
June 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It is HAWT in Brighton atm so you best believe I'm living off picky bits and vegetable pasta (ft my cat enjoying a moment of peace before I blew raspberries on her belly)
I've been working like a busy capitalist bootlicker this week and now I feel like a shell of a man, so obviously the only way to remedy this is via nudes and precum (or guillotines, preferably guillotines) #softiesaturday
May 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I've been working like a busy capitalist bootlicker this week and now I feel like a shell of a man, so obviously the only way to remedy this is via nudes and precum (or guillotines, preferably guillotines) #softiesaturday
Bonus pic of Brighton technosauron from my window
May 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Bonus pic of Brighton technosauron from my window
How do we feel about the Brighton cock and ring (or i360 if you gotta be fancy)? I live in its shadow so I have my own biases [read: seething hatred]
May 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
How do we feel about the Brighton cock and ring (or i360 if you gotta be fancy)? I live in its shadow so I have my own biases [read: seething hatred]
Morning lovely people 💕 I thought I'd share a more realistic look at my bod this bank hol because;
a) chunky guys are fit af, and
b) I wanna show off my god awful tan lines
Happy Zombie Jesus day fellas 😁
a) chunky guys are fit af, and
b) I wanna show off my god awful tan lines
Happy Zombie Jesus day fellas 😁
April 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Morning lovely people 💕 I thought I'd share a more realistic look at my bod this bank hol because;
a) chunky guys are fit af, and
b) I wanna show off my god awful tan lines
Happy Zombie Jesus day fellas 😁
a) chunky guys are fit af, and
b) I wanna show off my god awful tan lines
Happy Zombie Jesus day fellas 😁
Welcome back handsome! I know it's not Helix studio stuff but I always liked this pic, plus you can show off a bit of face while anonymosing yourself with your cock 😏
April 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Welcome back handsome! I know it's not Helix studio stuff but I always liked this pic, plus you can show off a bit of face while anonymosing yourself with your cock 😏
Gotta love a bit of black tile and chrome in the work loos, good job these are individual cubicles too otherwise it'd be a bit of an eyeful on a Wednesday arvo 👀
April 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Gotta love a bit of black tile and chrome in the work loos, good job these are individual cubicles too otherwise it'd be a bit of an eyeful on a Wednesday arvo 👀
Another day without letting myself nut, another morning waking up obscenely hard 😅 how long should I wait for?
April 12, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Another day without letting myself nut, another morning waking up obscenely hard 😅 how long should I wait for?
Getting out into the world and hiking has, I hate to say it, been genuinely excellent for my mental health. Years of being told exercise is good for me and, lo and behold, it really bloody is.
Here's where I went for my recent birthday - the Seven Sisters cliffs. Beautiful!!
Here's where I went for my recent birthday - the Seven Sisters cliffs. Beautiful!!
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Getting out into the world and hiking has, I hate to say it, been genuinely excellent for my mental health. Years of being told exercise is good for me and, lo and behold, it really bloody is.
Here's where I went for my recent birthday - the Seven Sisters cliffs. Beautiful!!
Here's where I went for my recent birthday - the Seven Sisters cliffs. Beautiful!!
I know this looks bad but I *PROMISE* I'm a reformed man now
April 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I know this looks bad but I *PROMISE* I'm a reformed man now
I've been in Birmingham for literally like half an hour and I already have hotel h-word issues 😤 hoping that at some point today my constant semi dies down (also yes, I did spill soy sauce on my vest, deal with it)
March 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I've been in Birmingham for literally like half an hour and I already have hotel h-word issues 😤 hoping that at some point today my constant semi dies down (also yes, I did spill soy sauce on my vest, deal with it)
Hike completed! Despite being a tad shorter than previous we still got a good workout in, but now my legs and ass ache badly, I'd really appreciate some help 😣
March 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Hike completed! Despite being a tad shorter than previous we still got a good workout in, but now my legs and ass ache badly, I'd really appreciate some help 😣
Almost finished my pre-work daily affirmations 🥰
March 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Almost finished my pre-work daily affirmations 🥰
How is it that when I'm slightly ill (or in this case, hungover) I become infinitely more turned on? All it takes is a pindrop atm I stg 😅 anyways here's a lil smt to honour the #mcm gods
March 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
How is it that when I'm slightly ill (or in this case, hungover) I become infinitely more turned on? All it takes is a pindrop atm I stg 😅 anyways here's a lil smt to honour the #mcm gods
Can't concentrate at work and this is the reason why - almost constantly leaking softie/semi getting in the way 😭
March 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Can't concentrate at work and this is the reason why - almost constantly leaking softie/semi getting in the way 😭
I'm just a big ol' softie that loves bears and hugs - who fancies a cuddle under the covers and some trash TV? (Yes I know it's humpday and I'm late to tummy Tuesday 😤)
March 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I'm just a big ol' softie that loves bears and hugs - who fancies a cuddle under the covers and some trash TV? (Yes I know it's humpday and I'm late to tummy Tuesday 😤)
Looks like coffee comes first 😭 still, a heavier load later isn't always a bad thing
March 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Looks like coffee comes first 😭 still, a heavier load later isn't always a bad thing
I don't make the rules, but I know I gotta follow em 🫡 who isn't going absolutely ravenous for a bulge though?? I go feral on sight tbh
March 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I don't make the rules, but I know I gotta follow em 🫡 who isn't going absolutely ravenous for a bulge though?? I go feral on sight tbh