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I'm woke and soy and gay
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(chanting) shrimps is bugs. popes is mayors.
Here are our precepts. Please live by these:
1. Respect for the nation of Albania
2. Explode the USS Richard Montgomery, to see what happens
3. Frank Ney was fine, as far as we know
4. Sarah Palin knows hoops
5. Believe drunk women
6. Shrimps is bugs; popes is mayors

Listen to @nogodsnomayors.com
May 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Shouting "KISS CAM" every time they cut to priests in the crowd at the Vatican #conclave
May 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
What if GTA VI and DSM 6 came out the same day
#gtavi #gta6 #dsm6
May 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The votes are in and there's a runaway winner from last year's subscription, which will be added to the permanent line ASAP.

Think you know what it is??

Any correct guesses will revive a consensual virtual kiss!
April 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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A doctor from Colombia once told me “in my country, Easter weekend is full of debauchery because god is dead for three days and there’s nobody watching” and I think about him every year.
April 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Bear market??? PRIDE'S COMING EARLY THIS YEAR BOYS!!
April 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow
April 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Don't throw out your jars! Save them for our easy to use refills, saving you money and closet space.
March 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It's Monday my dudes!
March 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
A little daddy in the morning light never hurt anybody
March 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Another day, another scream! Another day of getting in the tub to avoid aimlessly pacing around the house. Teehee!
February 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
February 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
(The model was fairly compensated with treats for this photo shoot.) Join the club and scream with me!
February 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Back in Cleveland and feel right at home. Hope to see you at 78th street tomorrow (sat feb 1) for Cleveland bazaar!
February 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cleveland friends! I'll be selling my wares this Saturday at 78th st studios. I've got some cheeky things for Valentine's Day so don't miss it!
January 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I think a cool first post is my product in action as i scroll while 💩ing
January 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM