So close to Bingo but the standards have been elusive so far.

Also guess where I just picked up Fairytale of New York?

NURSERY DROP OFF.

Just quietly blasting ‘you scumbag you maggot etc’ to a group of 1-4 year olds over their toast and watermelon. THE ORIGINAL. You legends.

Absolutely and godspeed 😁🫡

I keep thinking this about the farce of his deputy doing a Strong Denial. You can almost see him wiggling his eyebrows at their supporters. Oh no, my man Nige isn't racist at ALL *massive panto wink*

Nothing says feminism like forcing women to do something they have been vocal about not wanting to do.

MY LOVE OF SANTA HAS GIVEN ME SAXOPHONE POWERS

*plays unrelated notes*

We did a 100 clove curry recipe once, we made it with nearly 100 bulbs and it was a four person effort. Very good, similarly not overwhelmingly garlicky to eat although I did begin to see through time shortly afterwards

Here is my parents’ favourite wooden cat (they have Several) finally taking its place on the windowsill of the new home they’ve been waiting to move in to for about eight months.