Rosie Best
@rosiebee.bsky.social
I am procrastinating right now.
So close to Bingo but the standards have been elusive so far.
Also guess where I just picked up Fairytale of New York?
NURSERY DROP OFF.
Just quietly blasting ‘you scumbag you maggot etc’ to a group of 1-4 year olds over their toast and watermelon. THE ORIGINAL. You legends.
Also guess where I just picked up Fairytale of New York?
NURSERY DROP OFF.
Just quietly blasting ‘you scumbag you maggot etc’ to a group of 1-4 year olds over their toast and watermelon. THE ORIGINAL. You legends.
December 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
So close to Bingo but the standards have been elusive so far.
Also guess where I just picked up Fairytale of New York?
NURSERY DROP OFF.
Just quietly blasting ‘you scumbag you maggot etc’ to a group of 1-4 year olds over their toast and watermelon. THE ORIGINAL. You legends.
Also guess where I just picked up Fairytale of New York?
NURSERY DROP OFF.
Just quietly blasting ‘you scumbag you maggot etc’ to a group of 1-4 year olds over their toast and watermelon. THE ORIGINAL. You legends.
Absolutely and godspeed 😁🫡
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Absolutely and godspeed 😁🫡
Riding gloriously into Whamhalla within ten minutes of arriving at my favourite cafe in Becontree, wish me luck for the next two hours!
December 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Riding gloriously into Whamhalla within ten minutes of arriving at my favourite cafe in Becontree, wish me luck for the next two hours!
I have additional questions, Spotify.
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I have additional questions, Spotify.
October 15, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Here is my parents’ favourite wooden cat (they have Several) finally taking its place on the windowsill of the new home they’ve been waiting to move in to for about eight months.
October 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Here is my parents’ favourite wooden cat (they have Several) finally taking its place on the windowsill of the new home they’ve been waiting to move in to for about eight months.
I am so FUCKING done with clickbaity, innacurate headlines. Just look at this shit.
What Polanski said: it’s good to have more voices on the left of politics and come election time we may have some discussions with YP about keeping out of each others way.
What @theguardian.com reported:
What Polanski said: it’s good to have more voices on the left of politics and come election time we may have some discussions with YP about keeping out of each others way.
What @theguardian.com reported:
September 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I am so FUCKING done with clickbaity, innacurate headlines. Just look at this shit.
What Polanski said: it’s good to have more voices on the left of politics and come election time we may have some discussions with YP about keeping out of each others way.
What @theguardian.com reported:
What Polanski said: it’s good to have more voices on the left of politics and come election time we may have some discussions with YP about keeping out of each others way.
What @theguardian.com reported:
Pigeon vs architecture: pigeons score a decisive point
August 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Pigeon vs architecture: pigeons score a decisive point
Congrats to Yours/Bad Rhino for finding the exact male equivalent of the female clothes models - a person who is TECHNICALLY large enough to wear the clothes but looks nothing like 99% of people who shop there. Also turns out ‘stick a skull on it’ is the male equivalent of ‘stick a butterfly on it’
June 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Congrats to Yours/Bad Rhino for finding the exact male equivalent of the female clothes models - a person who is TECHNICALLY large enough to wear the clothes but looks nothing like 99% of people who shop there. Also turns out ‘stick a skull on it’ is the male equivalent of ‘stick a butterfly on it’
ET TU DUCK
To be scrupulously fair, the AI bullshit generator has a little disclaimer saying info may be inaccurate, and is much easier to turn off than Google's. But still. I literally installed your browser to avoid this.
Please disregard hilarious search terms a fiction panda has a fever
To be scrupulously fair, the AI bullshit generator has a little disclaimer saying info may be inaccurate, and is much easier to turn off than Google's. But still. I literally installed your browser to avoid this.
Please disregard hilarious search terms a fiction panda has a fever
April 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
ET TU DUCK
To be scrupulously fair, the AI bullshit generator has a little disclaimer saying info may be inaccurate, and is much easier to turn off than Google's. But still. I literally installed your browser to avoid this.
Please disregard hilarious search terms a fiction panda has a fever
To be scrupulously fair, the AI bullshit generator has a little disclaimer saying info may be inaccurate, and is much easier to turn off than Google's. But still. I literally installed your browser to avoid this.
Please disregard hilarious search terms a fiction panda has a fever
Some absolutely brilliant and let’s be honest VERY North London #graffiti in #AllyPally
April 22, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Some absolutely brilliant and let’s be honest VERY North London #graffiti in #AllyPally
Important new entry to Rosie’s Endless List of Places To Write That Are Not Rosie’s Home Office Where All The Stress Lives: there’s a new (to me) ‘Clipper Lounge’ at the Embankment riverboat station.
Prices: Central standard. Selection: Central bar standard. View: unparalleled
Prices: Central standard. Selection: Central bar standard. View: unparalleled
March 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Important new entry to Rosie’s Endless List of Places To Write That Are Not Rosie’s Home Office Where All The Stress Lives: there’s a new (to me) ‘Clipper Lounge’ at the Embankment riverboat station.
Prices: Central standard. Selection: Central bar standard. View: unparalleled
Prices: Central standard. Selection: Central bar standard. View: unparalleled
January 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Well, WHOMST am I to argue with the Algorithm?
November 13, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Well, WHOMST am I to argue with the Algorithm?
I’ve been going through old boxes of Stuff at my parents’ house, as they prep to move out of the house they’ve lived in for 30 years. Many tchotchkes from 90s holidays, doodles of vampires and quite a few other insights into the sad sad world of teenage Rosie. And these three VHS tapes.
November 12, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I’ve been going through old boxes of Stuff at my parents’ house, as they prep to move out of the house they’ve lived in for 30 years. Many tchotchkes from 90s holidays, doodles of vampires and quite a few other insights into the sad sad world of teenage Rosie. And these three VHS tapes.
Listen I know this thing was probably heavy and it takes a lot of effort to fly tip something this large, but once you’ve got it to here how much more effort would it really have been to find somewhere just a little bit more flat to dump it?
November 5, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Listen I know this thing was probably heavy and it takes a lot of effort to fly tip something this large, but once you’ve got it to here how much more effort would it really have been to find somewhere just a little bit more flat to dump it?
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It was almost looking no good for me, and then bam, double bingo
July 5, 2024 at 7:23 PM
It was almost looking no good for me, and then bam, double bingo
Spot the difference: family Easter bunny edition
April 3, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Spot the difference: family Easter bunny edition
Me, an Erin Hunter, listening to @aabria.bsky.social and co on the Stoatal Recall talking about the difficulty of describing human stuff from a non-human perspective like
October 24, 2023 at 8:21 AM
Me, an Erin Hunter, listening to @aabria.bsky.social and co on the Stoatal Recall talking about the difficulty of describing human stuff from a non-human perspective like