Emily
@rosesandproses.bsky.social
Writer, Aspiring Maker of Pretty Things, Nerdfighter, and Oxford Comma Enthusiast.
Me: Last quiet Sunday before the baby. Let's make some cinnamon rolls I've been thinking about since October.
My mixer: Quiet? Haha, fuck you.
My mixer: Quiet? Haha, fuck you.
January 11, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Me: Last quiet Sunday before the baby. Let's make some cinnamon rolls I've been thinking about since October.
My mixer: Quiet? Haha, fuck you.
My mixer: Quiet? Haha, fuck you.
Every time someone on Blown Away says something is too literal, cliché, or derivative, that instantly becomes my favorite piece.
Make cringe art. Make cringe art!
Make cringe art. Make cringe art!
January 11, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Every time someone on Blown Away says something is too literal, cliché, or derivative, that instantly becomes my favorite piece.
Make cringe art. Make cringe art!
Make cringe art. Make cringe art!
Me, watching glass blowing: I want to touch the molten glass.
The little Hank Green voice in my head: DON'T TOUCH MOLTEN GLASS.
The little Hank Green voice in my head: DON'T TOUCH MOLTEN GLASS.
January 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Me, watching glass blowing: I want to touch the molten glass.
The little Hank Green voice in my head: DON'T TOUCH MOLTEN GLASS.
The little Hank Green voice in my head: DON'T TOUCH MOLTEN GLASS.
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ICE is murdering Americans in the street.
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
ICE is murdering Americans in the street.
No one told me making lasagna was a whole workout.
January 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
No one told me making lasagna was a whole workout.
I realize ordering a 2026 calendar three days into the year was my mistake but like...could we not delay that delivery? Please?
Sincerely, my brain that relies on having a physical calendar at my desk so I don't get distracted looking at a different tab/my phone.
Sincerely, my brain that relies on having a physical calendar at my desk so I don't get distracted looking at a different tab/my phone.
January 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I realize ordering a 2026 calendar three days into the year was my mistake but like...could we not delay that delivery? Please?
Sincerely, my brain that relies on having a physical calendar at my desk so I don't get distracted looking at a different tab/my phone.
Sincerely, my brain that relies on having a physical calendar at my desk so I don't get distracted looking at a different tab/my phone.
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If your resolution this year is to support more independent bookstores, hi!👋🏽
We’re Bookshop.org, an ethical alternative to Amazon for buying books online where every purchase supports indie bookstores all over the U.S. 😌📚
(And our CEO has never gone to space, just saying)
We’re Bookshop.org, an ethical alternative to Amazon for buying books online where every purchase supports indie bookstores all over the U.S. 😌📚
(And our CEO has never gone to space, just saying)
January 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
If your resolution this year is to support more independent bookstores, hi!👋🏽
We’re Bookshop.org, an ethical alternative to Amazon for buying books online where every purchase supports indie bookstores all over the U.S. 😌📚
(And our CEO has never gone to space, just saying)
We’re Bookshop.org, an ethical alternative to Amazon for buying books online where every purchase supports indie bookstores all over the U.S. 😌📚
(And our CEO has never gone to space, just saying)
Set up the baby lounger and pretty sure it's just a cat bed. Not sure why we needed to pay $40 for this.
(at least we can easily repurpose it when baby outgrows it?)
(at least we can easily repurpose it when baby outgrows it?)
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Set up the baby lounger and pretty sure it's just a cat bed. Not sure why we needed to pay $40 for this.
(at least we can easily repurpose it when baby outgrows it?)
(at least we can easily repurpose it when baby outgrows it?)
Watching a lot of glass blowing videos lately. Highly recommend for your break from the horrors™️
January 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Watching a lot of glass blowing videos lately. Highly recommend for your break from the horrors™️
He's having a hard time with being shut out of the bedroom at night. Sorry buddy.
January 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
He's having a hard time with being shut out of the bedroom at night. Sorry buddy.
Why. Do baby clothes. And towels. And blankets. And toys. Have so many of those little plastic tags. Holding them together.
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Why. Do baby clothes. And towels. And blankets. And toys. Have so many of those little plastic tags. Holding them together.
Is art vs the artist still cool?
I made things last year! I do not think I will make as many things this year! (Partially because the thing I started last year will come earthside this year)
I made things last year! I do not think I will make as many things this year! (Partially because the thing I started last year will come earthside this year)
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Is art vs the artist still cool?
I made things last year! I do not think I will make as many things this year! (Partially because the thing I started last year will come earthside this year)
I made things last year! I do not think I will make as many things this year! (Partially because the thing I started last year will come earthside this year)
Sakamoto investigating the Roomba.
January 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Sakamoto investigating the Roomba.
Again, a super fun time to be pregnant and looking at daycare options. 🫠
December 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Again, a super fun time to be pregnant and looking at daycare options. 🫠
My cat and my unborn child are in cahoots to push on my ribs.
December 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My cat and my unborn child are in cahoots to push on my ribs.
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My pregnancy app: Baby can now make a fist! Those might be punches to your kidneys instead of kicks!
Me: That doesn't make it better!
Me: That doesn't make it better!
December 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My pregnancy app: Baby can now make a fist! Those might be punches to your kidneys instead of kicks!
Me: That doesn't make it better!
Me: That doesn't make it better!
#Matchablossom but it's a Hallmark Christmas movie: archiveofourown.org/works/76050741
Seeing your ex again, sledding shenanigans, and authentic carbonara.
Seeing your ex again, sledding shenanigans, and authentic carbonara.
archiveofourown.org
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
#Matchablossom but it's a Hallmark Christmas movie: archiveofourown.org/works/76050741
Seeing your ex again, sledding shenanigans, and authentic carbonara.
Seeing your ex again, sledding shenanigans, and authentic carbonara.
Baby boy clothes are hilarious to me because they're like, wild animals? Dinosaurs? Heavy machinery?
December 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Baby boy clothes are hilarious to me because they're like, wild animals? Dinosaurs? Heavy machinery?
I don't know who needs to hear this, but don't touch a pregnant person's baby bump. I don't care if you're family. Don't touch people without their permission.
December 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but don't touch a pregnant person's baby bump. I don't care if you're family. Don't touch people without their permission.
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The way I just started bawling at this scene
December 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The way I just started bawling at this scene
When you work in marketing performance so you calculate your kudos/hits ratio like an email open rate.
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
When you work in marketing performance so you calculate your kudos/hits ratio like an email open rate.
Kodie, Dad's 16-year-old cat, with his proper little feets.
December 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Kodie, Dad's 16-year-old cat, with his proper little feets.
Yeah right now is a real fun time to be pregnant.
December 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yeah right now is a real fun time to be pregnant.
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2025 came in like a lion and is going out like a toddler making up the rules to a boardgame they’re forcing you to play
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
2025 came in like a lion and is going out like a toddler making up the rules to a boardgame they’re forcing you to play