Rose Callaghan
rosecallaghan.bsky.social
Rose Callaghan
@rosecallaghan.bsky.social
Melbourne comedian/linkedin celebrity

touring my new show "i'm not a girlboss, not yet a womanboss".
PERTH FRINGE Feb 5 - 8
MELBOURNE COMEDY FEST Mar 27 - Apr 13

irreversible brain damage from 14 years on twitter.
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well well well, look who has a brand new comedy show. it's me, comedian and linkedin celebrity Rose Callaghan.

i will teach you how to go viral on linkedin & extort a tech company

#Perth Feb 5 - 8 (including pram & baby friendly show)
#Melbourne Mar 27 - April 13
linktr.ee/operation_ro...
This is like if channel 10 canceled Rove for saying Pauline Hanson has a silly voice and red hair
September 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
i'm sick of the stigma and negative stereotypes surrounding neurotypical people.

if they really set their mind to it, they CAN be creative. they just need the appropriate workplace accomodations (a chatgpt login)
June 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
oh your kid can write their name?

that's cute.

my son is 4 and he's already cultivating a growth mindset.

your kid is on roblox, mine is about to become the world's youngest Linkedlnfluencer.
June 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Only 1 person told me fuck off 👍
May 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
When it's the afternoon and my adhd medication wore off but i missed the window for the second dose
May 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Reposted by Rose Callaghan
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
this review quote of my show reads like a man explaining what his type is

"small, perky, charming, energetic, but also a little cynical and a little grumpy."

if you are in Melbourne i have 2 more opportunities for u to witness this brat energy live
www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows...
I'm Not a Girlboss, Not Yet a Womanboss | Melbourne International Comedy Festival
www.comedyfestival.com.au
April 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Frontrunner for word of the year
March 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
When starting a new role, I think it’s important that neurotypicals are upfront about their identity so that we can try and make accomodations for them.
February 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
very australian coded bf name.

"West Coast Eagles centre half forward Callum Turner"

"24 year old Callum Turner arrested for urinating on a police horse on Australia Day"
Dua Lipa wishes boyfriend Callum Turner happy birthday:

“my favourite person in the world”
February 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
screaming horde of fans at melbourne airport welcome her back to australia like she's an Olympian with a world record medal haul
TMZ reports Kanye West & Bianca Censori don’t have a prenuptial agreement.
February 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
[Extremely middle aged voice]:

does anyone have any recommendations of apps for separated couples attempting to co-parent
February 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Special deal for Melbourne Comedy Festival early birds - tickets for the first week of my show are $25 for 25 hours. Ends tomorrow (Wednesday) at 1pm AEST!!

Tix: buff.ly/3Eo0kFK
February 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
well well well, look who has a brand new comedy show. it's me, comedian and linkedin celebrity Rose Callaghan.

i will teach you how to go viral on linkedin & extort a tech company

#Perth Feb 5 - 8 (including pram & baby friendly show)
#Melbourne Mar 27 - April 13
linktr.ee/operation_ro...
February 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
There's no way Pete Davidson can actually be good at comedy. You don't get to have a rich social life, attend VIP events & run around rooting hot actresses, popstars and billionaires and be a good stand up comedian. When would you find time to do all your depressing little gigs
February 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
What he's describing is threads
If you’re coming to Bluesky from TikTok, the best advice I can give you is that every post is always 100% serious and should be responded to with a severe earnestness no matter what
January 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Chatgpt please generate a thread on a topic literally everybody already knows about
January 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This is going to be one of those money letters where a boomer is highly concerned they may lose their aged pension if they get 1 million dollars isn't it?
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
So funny we let uber collapse the global taxi industry and destroy driver working conditions over a free bottle of water and fun size packet of mentos
December 28, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Reposted by Rose Callaghan
Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him
December 26, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Whatsapp is a loser app. It has no redeemable features. As a generation how did we milennial parents who grew up with the internet decide that this was our app of choice for group chats and playdates. This is embarrassing
December 19, 2024 at 1:52 AM
watched the Netflix christmas action movie 'Carry On' which was decent except for casting Michael Bluth as the evil bad guy. you can't just get some boring dad guy and expect me to believe he's a diabolical criminal master mind. i need jack nicholson/dennis hopper levels. NOT the time to experiment
December 16, 2024 at 6:00 AM
This is the "boink boink boink boink" bit, right?
My favourite part of Wonderful Christmastime is the delay effect on the synth that sounds like he turned it on by mistake. No I am not being sarcastic
December 16, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Went to a kids christmas thing on friday night & the guy playing the Grinch was a camp gay man who was being really mean to all the kids, who were obsessed with him. Some kid would run up to him & he'd just go "you're annoying, go away" or tell someone with a dog that he hates dogs. It was beautiful
December 15, 2024 at 2:10 AM