Rose Callaghan
rosecallaghan.bsky.social
Rose Callaghan
@rosecallaghan.bsky.social
Melbourne comedian/linkedin celebrity

touring my new show "i'm not a girlboss, not yet a womanboss".
PERTH FRINGE Feb 5 - 8
MELBOURNE COMEDY FEST Mar 27 - Apr 13

irreversible brain damage from 14 years on twitter.
oh your kid can write their name?

that's cute.

my son is 4 and he's already cultivating a growth mindset.

your kid is on roblox, mine is about to become the world's youngest Linkedlnfluencer.
June 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Only 1 person told me fuck off 👍
May 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
When it's the afternoon and my adhd medication wore off but i missed the window for the second dose
May 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Special deal for Melbourne Comedy Festival early birds - tickets for the first week of my show are $25 for 25 hours. Ends tomorrow (Wednesday) at 1pm AEST!!

Tix: buff.ly/3Eo0kFK
February 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
well well well, look who has a brand new comedy show. it's me, comedian and linkedin celebrity Rose Callaghan.

i will teach you how to go viral on linkedin & extort a tech company

#Perth Feb 5 - 8 (including pram & baby friendly show)
#Melbourne Mar 27 - April 13
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February 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Chatgpt please generate a thread on a topic literally everybody already knows about
January 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This is going to be one of those money letters where a boomer is highly concerned they may lose their aged pension if they get 1 million dollars isn't it?
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
watched the Netflix christmas action movie 'Carry On' which was decent except for casting Michael Bluth as the evil bad guy. you can't just get some boring dad guy and expect me to believe he's a diabolical criminal master mind. i need jack nicholson/dennis hopper levels. NOT the time to experiment
December 16, 2024 at 6:00 AM
There is no way anyone thought this who spent more than 5 seconds reading the show description.
December 14, 2024 at 9:29 AM
At Melbourne Comedy Festival in 2022 there were not one but TWO different Schapelle Corby themed musicals. Did you see Schapelle complaining? NO. And that's why she's a national treasure sweetie
December 14, 2024 at 6:16 AM
ah yes the two genders
December 13, 2024 at 7:04 AM
mr glass half empty over here
December 10, 2024 at 1:55 AM
In the movie about the killing of the healthcare CEO (called 'Deny' starring Dave Franco) there will be a plot point where detectives spend a long time trying to decode the emoji's on the suspect's Linktree page
"Sir... you gotta take a look at this. His linktree....doesn't have any links"
December 10, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Who's idea was it to replace the screen that says what time the next tram comes with this? I just want to talk.
November 27, 2024 at 8:21 AM
My baby boy demanded what he refers to as "little hair" or "a boy haircut". It was difficult for me to let go of my dreams of a woke leftie genderless utopian childhood but i support him in affirming his chosen identity (the one he was born with).

Before and after
November 26, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Why is this all the socialist utopia places? There's something going on here
November 22, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Just tell him that Obama already did this over 10 years ago and he'll lose interest [excerpt from edward snowden's book].
November 21, 2024 at 12:12 PM
ah yes of course

very upsetting update:
November 21, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Every time i go to see a male doctor I'm like "maybe this one will be ok" and then they suck but in a new unique way to the last one. We need to change the medical school curriculum so they are bullied more or something
November 20, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Sorry if that one wasn't too clear mr accountant but the great news is I've found another one
November 19, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Every post on threads is like a setup to a joke with no punchline
November 19, 2024 at 7:06 AM
how mental health professionals diagnosed patients before they realised that ADHD and autism exist (3 years ago)
November 19, 2024 at 7:01 AM
the australian taxation office: you must keep all your receipts for 5 years

Receipts after 5 minutes:
November 19, 2024 at 6:28 AM
me when i go through the google docs where i write jokes and i'm like "woah this incredible im a genius" because turns out i have the same sense of humour as myself
November 18, 2024 at 4:35 AM
November 18, 2024 at 3:44 AM