Professor Polymer (🎂 Dec 18)
@rosamoonde.bsky.social
Balloon artist. Enjoyer of rounds in tight suits. This is a strictly 🔞 space.
Polymorph: balloon
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Polymorph: balloon
Fool. I have already deemed you impossible to get tired of. Hit us with your best shot 👊🤜
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Fool. I have already deemed you impossible to get tired of. Hit us with your best shot 👊🤜
There is a fine line between the "gunshots" and the sound of a gun going off
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
There is a fine line between the "gunshots" and the sound of a gun going off
I don't mean it like a bad thing! If anything it's self-validation-
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don't mean it like a bad thing! If anything it's self-validation-
When shoving becomes a more expedient option than the literal weapon in your hand.
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
When shoving becomes a more expedient option than the literal weapon in your hand.
You think that all you need is a single opening, to get a single poke in.
Unfortunately for you, that's *precisely* what the countess has trained for.
Unfortunately for you, that's *precisely* what the countess has trained for.
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
You think that all you need is a single opening, to get a single poke in.
Unfortunately for you, that's *precisely* what the countess has trained for.
Unfortunately for you, that's *precisely* what the countess has trained for.
What guarantee do we have that the Queen manages to NOT explode the whole month and uphold her end of the bargain?
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
What guarantee do we have that the Queen manages to NOT explode the whole month and uphold her end of the bargain?
This calls for some sort of collective ownership
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
This calls for some sort of collective ownership
Hazel dressing up as a ghost was an inspired choice, given her abilities-
October 31, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Hazel dressing up as a ghost was an inspired choice, given her abilities-