Professor Polymer (🎂 Dec 18)
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rosamoonde.bsky.social
Professor Polymer (🎂 Dec 18)
@rosamoonde.bsky.social
Balloon artist. Enjoyer of rounds in tight suits. This is a strictly 🔞 space.
maybe ranking artists on the c0mms wishlist is just a recipe for disaster
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
coming back to my favorite gym only to see that they put up Al ads in my absence
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Contrary to popular belief I am still working through my art queue (including the raffle pic and whatnot).

Put this one together a few weeks back and forgot to post it though. Have a belated blimp for @veralycaon.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
as a european I can bite the tongue on seeing thanksgiving greetings everywhere but I'd probably lose my mind if I were canadian
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If you're gonna blimp, then might as well do it someplace where nobody is going to see you, right? 🎈

A belated raffle reward for @dumersaq117.bsky.social -- thank you for being so patient with meeeeeee 🎉

www.furaffinity.net/view/63078191
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
wait I should've attached the FA link-
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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better late than never! My commissions are open, and I'm re-adding tiers again!
giving y'all more options now that I've begun to return to a more normal life~

If you're interested and would like more information, please contact me via the link below or via DM!

#commissions #inflationart
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Do you think they'll add the balloons feature within the month
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Contrary to popular belief I am still working through my art queue (including the raffle pic and whatnot).

Put this one together a few weeks back and forgot to post it though. Have a belated blimp for @veralycaon.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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<_< >_>
a huge thank you to @candicemakes.bsky.social for sending me this incredibly cool scaled up pushpin. i was talking about borrower-core stuff the other day and this is a perfect example
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM
if the "From Discover" posts on here are meant to mix up my timeline with new stuff then why is it pitching me posts that I've already liked
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
how often is the impulse behind getting a c0mm just "i wanna know what X would look like in their style"?
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I found my inktober sketches from 2017 and I think I was cooking more back then 😔
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
TIL the "honk if X" stickers are sarcastic
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Awesome old photo I took of my awesome cat @xaviette.bsky.social who is about to blow up horribly after I bet she couldn't win an eating contest, everyone go laugh at her in the comments please 💚
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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1% fox, 99% hot gas
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I swear I saw more people in costume on Saturday than on Friday...

...although that makes sense when you consider that it's only a coincidence that one of the two 'party' days was actually the 31st.
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Why am I not bouncing against the ceiling tbh 🐱🎈
November 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I don't know why THIS specific holiday is always the one I miss the 'deadline' on. It's not like I couldn't be done a whole month in advance-
October 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I think I should just repost this pic (2022) for each Halloween from now on because I'm not gonna top it 🐱

Maybe I should get a new version done, matching the new design-
October 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Is it mathematically possible to order a c0mm in advance and get it on one's birthday? 🤔
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I heard the new episodes are fire
October 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I lose hundreds of dollars to inflation every year.
October 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM