Professor Polymer (🎂 Dec 18)
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Professor Polymer (🎂 Dec 18)
@rosamoonde.bsky.social
Balloon artist. Enjoyer of rounds in tight suits. This is a strictly 🔞 space.
Reposted by Professor Polymer (🎂 Dec 18)
better late than never! My commissions are open, and I'm re-adding tiers again!
giving y'all more options now that I've begun to return to a more normal life~

If you're interested and would like more information, please contact me via the link below or via DM!

#commissions #inflationart
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Do you think they'll add the balloons feature within the month
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Contrary to popular belief I am still working through my art queue (including the raffle pic and whatnot).

Put this one together a few weeks back and forgot to post it though. Have a belated blimp for @veralycaon.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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<_< >_>
a huge thank you to @candicemakes.bsky.social for sending me this incredibly cool scaled up pushpin. i was talking about borrower-core stuff the other day and this is a perfect example
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM
if the "From Discover" posts on here are meant to mix up my timeline with new stuff then why is it pitching me posts that I've already liked
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
how often is the impulse behind getting a c0mm just "i wanna know what X would look like in their style"?
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I found my inktober sketches from 2017 and I think I was cooking more back then 😔
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
TIL the "honk if X" stickers are sarcastic
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Awesome old photo I took of my awesome cat @xaviette.bsky.social who is about to blow up horribly after I bet she couldn't win an eating contest, everyone go laugh at her in the comments please 💚
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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1% fox, 99% hot gas
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I swear I saw more people in costume on Saturday than on Friday...

...although that makes sense when you consider that it's only a coincidence that one of the two 'party' days was actually the 31st.
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Why am I not bouncing against the ceiling tbh 🐱🎈
November 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I don't know why THIS specific holiday is always the one I miss the 'deadline' on. It's not like I couldn't be done a whole month in advance-
October 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I think I should just repost this pic (2022) for each Halloween from now on because I'm not gonna top it 🐱

Maybe I should get a new version done, matching the new design-
October 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Is it mathematically possible to order a c0mm in advance and get it on one's birthday? 🤔
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I heard the new episodes are fire
October 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I lose hundreds of dollars to inflation every year.
October 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I heard the new episodes are fire
October 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Aaaaand scene! @dumersaq117.bsky.social has been rolled as the "lucky winner" of the 200 followers raffle!

I'll get to it within the next week, hopefully done by the end of the month for those spooky vibes 👻
October 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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So there's an animated movie coming out with a goggles-wearing, contraption-oriented lynx villain who uses a giant floating machine to get around and has two reptiles for assistants and I am NOT kidding
October 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Minutes, or perhaps an hour remains... 🎈
October 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I follow new profiles the way you follow landmarks in videogames (they're very big and take up a large part of the scenery)
October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Final (yeah right) bump on this as I'm closing it in... some 24 hours? 😼
Yea OK we hit 200 follows recently so let's CELEBRATE 🎉

I'm hosting a raffle for a full-color infl4tion pic (like the examples). Like, repost and comment by Saturday, Oct 18th for a shot at a slot! Wanna spice it up? Post your best Halloween pic idea alongside your comment 🎃 (Not that it'll help-)
October 18, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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There's still a pretty decent shot that you, yes, YOU will get rolled if you enter! 🎈
Yea OK we hit 200 follows recently so let's CELEBRATE 🎉

I'm hosting a raffle for a full-color infl4tion pic (like the examples). Like, repost and comment by Saturday, Oct 18th for a shot at a slot! Wanna spice it up? Post your best Halloween pic idea alongside your comment 🎃 (Not that it'll help-)
October 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM