I’m nearing the end of a fourteen hour journey in OBBs Next Generation NightJet sleeper and let me tell you, anyone who claims this is a sensible way to travel across Europe is lying through their teeth.

It's 20 yrs today that I was in a cafe on the shores of Loch Ness and my mate ordered a toasted teacake.

The waitress asked my exasperated southern friend to clarify.
"A teacake cut in half, grilled and buttered? Are you sure?'

The Tunnocks that came out was like a horror from Doctor Who.

Sex is great but have you ever enjoyed dark chocolate mousse and bottle of Château Margaux together as you watch Tesla stock plunge into the abyss?

The Ukrainians now know one thing for sure and have proven it to the world; do not ever give up your nuclear weapons.

I would love to read an investigation into how so many influencers came to the conclusion that the decoration of the 2024 Trafalgar Square tree—unchanged, as far as I know, since 1947—is somehow evidence that London, a city blanketed in twinkling lights, has 'cancelled Christmas'.

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Just a reminder, as you look outside and notice it's already getting dark 😱, that today is the earliest sunset of the year (15:51 in London). From tomorrow the sunsets slowwwwly start getting later again. (Sunrises don't start getting earlier until Dec 30th hence solstice on 21st.) YOU ARE WELCOME.

I have many questions... Is that hot enough? How thin was teh steak?