I can't help thinking this is the very opposite of Christmas swimming lessons.

Very small door labeled 'for decoration only'. In case you though you could use it to refurbish your house?

I must be very very old. I googled (which probably also marks me out as old) what Singles' day is. I guess maybe if you're the TikTok generation you just know this stuff.

Each pair came in it's own cardboard box. The sunglasses in the most ridiculously oversized

Human nature to assume some things will just carry on indefinitely, despite all the evidence to the contrary. The end of sub £10 cycling glasses from Decathlon has hit me hard.

Love it when Google accepts my suggestions. Usually I stick to maps. This time though I couldn't live with the movie character Dawn Wiener only showing in one Todd Solondz movie.

I didn't know Surrey had its own grand canyon.

I was telling someone where I'd been earlier, and they presumed I was referring to the Devils punch bowl. But that's some distance away. This feature on Hinckley common doesn't seem to have a name????

The YouTube algo calling me a baby

It's quite nice. But no one is here, such is the animosity felt by the people of Woking!

Just terrible AI gloop because I showed some interest in Gerwigs Narnia project

It also sounds like a ship. And Google Image search confirmed it is a ship.

Not much of a choice

Anyone else think it's a bit sad you don't get your library book stamped anymore. I want to know what it has been up to before I laid hands on it.

Sitting on the station concourse revising for my driving theory so I don't have to deal with this anymore