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Allison
@rooflizard.bsky.social
talk is cheap and baby, time's expensive
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November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I talk about work or post PG-13 "thirst traps"
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I have that Butts book checked out right now
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Like everything about the bear cub story is a Dewey Crowe plotline, except no one in Dewey's family could get him into Harvard
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Ok this is amazing
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Re your discussion about marrying a Donatello: I have made years of study and have created a scientifically sound theory about how your favorite Ninja Turtle as a child predicts your taste in men* as an adult

*Theory does not work as well on people not attracted to men
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
😍😍😍
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It helps to not look at your phone for a while, similar to any astro photography, and in my experience is grayer to the naked eye than it comes out in photos
than.it
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM