Allison
@rooflizard.bsky.social
talk is cheap and baby, time's expensive
This guy's truck has a giant sticker that says
IRON SHARPENS IRON
ONE MAN SHARPENS ANOTHER
And like, yup, I've read a fair amount of fanfiction to that effect
IRON SHARPENS IRON
ONE MAN SHARPENS ANOTHER
And like, yup, I've read a fair amount of fanfiction to that effect
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This guy's truck has a giant sticker that says
IRON SHARPENS IRON
ONE MAN SHARPENS ANOTHER
And like, yup, I've read a fair amount of fanfiction to that effect
IRON SHARPENS IRON
ONE MAN SHARPENS ANOTHER
And like, yup, I've read a fair amount of fanfiction to that effect
Claire, sensibly, doesn't allow QTs but I will always take the opportunity to swoon over heartthrob Quincey Morris
The question of who is the greatest fictional Texan of all time has many strong contenders but my man Quincey is a solid one
The question of who is the greatest fictional Texan of all time has many strong contenders but my man Quincey is a solid one
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Claire, sensibly, doesn't allow QTs but I will always take the opportunity to swoon over heartthrob Quincey Morris
The question of who is the greatest fictional Texan of all time has many strong contenders but my man Quincey is a solid one
The question of who is the greatest fictional Texan of all time has many strong contenders but my man Quincey is a solid one
It's cold out there y'all
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It's cold out there y'all
Tannenbaum con chili pepper lights🎄🌶️
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Tannenbaum con chili pepper lights🎄🌶️
I have been asking for YEARS for the glasses we used at my granny's for holidays and my parents finally got them for me so we could use them Thursday... and then they left them in Dallas
My brother texted me this gif about it
My brother texted me this gif about it
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I have been asking for YEARS for the glasses we used at my granny's for holidays and my parents finally got them for me so we could use them Thursday... and then they left them in Dallas
My brother texted me this gif about it
My brother texted me this gif about it
I'm wearing one of my favorite dresses today, which is a gold/mustardy color and I am once again thanking Michelle Williams and Vera Wang for showing me the trick to blondes in yellow is a rich shade of yellow and red lipstick
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm wearing one of my favorite dresses today, which is a gold/mustardy color and I am once again thanking Michelle Williams and Vera Wang for showing me the trick to blondes in yellow is a rich shade of yellow and red lipstick
Cleaning/reorganizing my kitchen this afternoon -- I have not used any of these cups in years and yet I find myself so hesitant to get rid of them
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Cleaning/reorganizing my kitchen this afternoon -- I have not used any of these cups in years and yet I find myself so hesitant to get rid of them
I did two of the time sensitive ones this time so I hope Zoe and Jhene have awesome birthdays
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I did two of the time sensitive ones this time so I hope Zoe and Jhene have awesome birthdays
The other end of the possible scale though:
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The other end of the possible scale though:
I am in fact annoyed about grouting! It appears you have to work with gravity so my only idea so far is to grout the edges in sections. If you know a better way, sound off in the comments please
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I am in fact annoyed about grouting! It appears you have to work with gravity so my only idea so far is to grout the edges in sections. If you know a better way, sound off in the comments please
A few seconds prior: big yawn 🥺
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
A few seconds prior: big yawn 🥺
Georgia Fry loves to make herself a little blanket nest
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Georgia Fry loves to make herself a little blanket nest
From the bar bathroom
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
From the bar bathroom
Every election called so far has been good news and also my dog is cute
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Every election called so far has been good news and also my dog is cute
Happy Halloween from Sherlock Bones, who is on the case (of the missing treats)
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Happy Halloween from Sherlock Bones, who is on the case (of the missing treats)
What if we kissed at the B-U-T-T sticker
October 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
What if we kissed at the B-U-T-T sticker
Part of I-30 in Dallas is named Tom Landry Highway and they use his hat as the pillar marker, which I have always loved
October 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Part of I-30 in Dallas is named Tom Landry Highway and they use his hat as the pillar marker, which I have always loved
My dog (left) reunited with her son (right) for a play date a couple weeks ago -- my dog was rescued with her puppies last year, and I met up with her son's adopter
October 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My dog (left) reunited with her son (right) for a play date a couple weeks ago -- my dog was rescued with her puppies last year, and I met up with her son's adopter
I was looking at demographic info on Austin's Wikipedia page and got into reading the culture section and sincere question: is this not a thing everywhere? I would have assumed nostalgia for the "old X City" was a common occurrence
![Screenshot from Austin's Wikipedia page, subhed Old Austin, with a graph showing rent prices going up: ""Old Austin" is an adage often used by nostalgic natives.[197] The term "Old Austin" refers to a time when the city was smaller and more bohemian with a considerably lower cost of living and better known for its lack of traffic, hipsters, and urban sprawl.[198] It is often employed by longtime residents expressing displeasure at the rapidly changing culture,[199] or when referencing nostalgia of Austin culture.[200]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:apbaugnyizper4xowxenkffd/bafkreigwreha4x5ahrrnuvhufnesaaf6nyyhckswst2jcfrt3ojp2kzdzm@jpeg)
October 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I was looking at demographic info on Austin's Wikipedia page and got into reading the culture section and sincere question: is this not a thing everywhere? I would have assumed nostalgia for the "old X City" was a common occurrence
It was cool and breezy out this morning, so it's urgent I bring my dog's ears to your attention
October 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It was cool and breezy out this morning, so it's urgent I bring my dog's ears to your attention
That protest was very Austin in the best ways: a bajillion people, too damn hot, food trucks at the end of the march, randomly running into Beto just hanging out in the crowd
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
That protest was very Austin in the best ways: a bajillion people, too damn hot, food trucks at the end of the march, randomly running into Beto just hanging out in the crowd
Rare work from home day and Georgia Fry is like, why type on computer when you could pet dog
October 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Rare work from home day and Georgia Fry is like, why type on computer when you could pet dog