No one:

Jalen Carter:

Who's gonna be the first @mlb.com player to do this? #BlackOps6 #BO6

*me, hammered from the tail gate, talking to the seven year old next to me about the flyover we all just saw before the football game*

I called @okcplumbingandhvac.bsky.social with a shower issue, but they just hung up on me before I could finish explaining. #DripDripDrip

How it feels leaving the "other" place.

#ByeByeTwitter