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No one:

Jalen Carter:
September 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
when your mom took you shopping at jc penney on a saturday for two hours and you had to pretend the clothes racks were your fans #wrestling #wwf
March 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Sidney seals it in Salt Lake City!
January 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
No one told me that part of being a dad is the newfound joy of eating leftovers to clear room in the fridge.
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ALT: a man in a tuxedo stands in front of a microphone with his hands folded
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January 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Who's gonna be the first @mlb.com player to do this? #BlackOps6 #BO6
January 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*me, hammered from the tail gate, talking to the seven year old next to me about the flyover we all just saw before the football game*
January 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I called @okcplumbingandhvac.bsky.social with a shower issue, but they just hung up on me before I could finish explaining. #DripDripDrip
January 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Team USA just won the IIHF World Juniors gold medal on a breakaway in overtime and the arena immediately started playing the guitar solo from Freebird over the loudspeakers as they were jumping on each other in the corner. Unreal. 🇺🇸
January 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Finally, have seen the new Tropicana orange juice bottles. Different shape, who cares? Six ounces less for the same price. Now that is a big trash.

Thanks, Pepsi Co. Thanks PAI Partners.
January 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Final leg on a little parlay was Dallas +5.

They were getting the ball back with 2:10 left. They blocked the punt.

They did not cover in regulation.

Betting sports is dumb.
December 10, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Is that parrot eating ass?
December 7, 2024 at 8:23 AM
It's not healthy that all the 24-hour news channels specifically rely on force feeding viewers opinions of the news.

#Obvious
December 7, 2024 at 6:20 AM
It bothers me when people put their car in park whilst in the drive-thru.
November 30, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
November 28, 2024 at 6:08 PM
How it feels leaving the "other" place.

#ByeByeTwitter
November 20, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Hi. My name is Teddy. Can I take your order?

#MiniGoldenDoodle
November 16, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Huh?!
(Conner O'Malley) PLANES SO FAST
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November 13, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Paynt's EASHL build is Agent Blue.

He plays Secret Agent Man on his phone every time he scores a goal.

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November 13, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Hi. Good evening.
November 13, 2024 at 1:35 AM