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The goal posts they use...
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
No one:

Jalen Carter:
September 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
August 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
July 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
when your mom took you shopping at jc penney on a saturday for two hours and you had to pretend the clothes racks were your fans #wrestling #wwf
March 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Who's gonna be the first @mlb.com player to do this? #BlackOps6 #BO6
January 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*me, hammered from the tail gate, talking to the seven year old next to me about the flyover we all just saw before the football game*
January 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I called @okcplumbingandhvac.bsky.social with a shower issue, but they just hung up on me before I could finish explaining. #DripDripDrip
January 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
January 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Finally, have seen the new Tropicana orange juice bottles. Different shape, who cares? Six ounces less for the same price. Now that is a big trash.

Thanks, Pepsi Co. Thanks PAI Partners.
January 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Final leg on a little parlay was Dallas +5.

They were getting the ball back with 2:10 left. They blocked the punt.

They did not cover in regulation.

Betting sports is dumb.
December 10, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Hi, Mabel.
December 3, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
November 28, 2024 at 6:08 PM
How it feels leaving the "other" place.

#ByeByeTwitter
November 20, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Hi. My name is Teddy. Can I take your order?

#MiniGoldenDoodle
November 16, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Hi. Good evening.
November 13, 2024 at 1:35 AM