Ronnie Aces
@ronnieaces.bsky.social
Retired Massage Therapist and Unkie Extraordinaire
I think it’s far past time to take the VMAs to a farm upstate.
September 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I think it’s far past time to take the VMAs to a farm upstate.
RFK Jr can get fucked.
August 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
RFK Jr can get fucked.
This originally ran in the print edition of the Onion the month I started delivering pizza during college and I can definitely confirm!!!
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/
August 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This originally ran in the print edition of the Onion the month I started delivering pizza during college and I can definitely confirm!!!
Someone has the chance to be this generation’s Mark Felt (Deepthroat).
August 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Someone has the chance to be this generation’s Mark Felt (Deepthroat).
@mike40yob.bsky.social Happy Birthday Mike!!!
July 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
@mike40yob.bsky.social Happy Birthday Mike!!!
Quit. Bending. The. Knee.
July 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Quit. Bending. The. Knee.
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Message Hidden Backward In Black Sabbath Album Wishes Everyone A Good Time Listening To Rock And Roll
Message Hidden Backward In Black Sabbath Album Wishes Everyone A Good Time Listening To Rock And Roll
OMAHA, NE—Subliminally influencing those who have purchased the 1971 album to sit back and enjoy the music, a hidden message discovered Wednesday when local heavy metal fans played Black Sabbath’s Mas...
theonion.com
July 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Message Hidden Backward In Black Sabbath Album Wishes Everyone A Good Time Listening To Rock And Roll
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Wishing my best friend Sir Brian a very Happy Birthday! - Tony ✟
July 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Wishing my best friend Sir Brian a very Happy Birthday! - Tony ✟
Things haven’t been the same since Dennis Wolfberg died.
July 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Things haven’t been the same since Dennis Wolfberg died.
Ron Johnson is a gutless prick.
June 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ron Johnson is a gutless prick.
Such lovely mesquite air yesterday.
June 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Such lovely mesquite air yesterday.
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Reviewing my kids’ homework on the last week of school with that CostCo receipt checker energy.
June 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Reviewing my kids’ homework on the last week of school with that CostCo receipt checker energy.
Watching season 2 of Andor. I will be referring to Chandrila as Space Eagleton from now on.
June 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Watching season 2 of Andor. I will be referring to Chandrila as Space Eagleton from now on.
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I keep hearing comments like “I plan to ignore it for the next four years”.
This Billionaire Bill shuts down democracy. Look away at your peril.
This Billionaire Bill shuts down democracy. Look away at your peril.
May 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I keep hearing comments like “I plan to ignore it for the next four years”.
This Billionaire Bill shuts down democracy. Look away at your peril.
This Billionaire Bill shuts down democracy. Look away at your peril.
Gene Barry was smooth as hell.
May 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Gene Barry was smooth as hell.
I wish the Ike Clantons of the world would stop breeding.
May 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I wish the Ike Clantons of the world would stop breeding.
MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!!!
May 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!!!
Does Rita Chatterton like DEI? IYKYK
April 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Does Rita Chatterton like DEI? IYKYK
I got a question right on tonight’s Jeopardy thanks to younger me watching “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead”
April 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I got a question right on tonight’s Jeopardy thanks to younger me watching “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead”
You’ll always be our Huckleberry. RIP Val.
April 2, 2025 at 11:18 AM
You’ll always be our Huckleberry. RIP Val.
Have Kim K and her family started marketing “The Substance” yet?
April 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Have Kim K and her family started marketing “The Substance” yet?