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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins, here's the script:
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1 MARY [in the stable, talking to an iPhone being held by a baffled looking JOSEPH]:
Hey guys! Mary here!
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MARY:
Today I’m going to talk to you about how to build your career as an influencer
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MARY:
OK first up is: Great content
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MARY:
Find a good, ‘grammable setting, like this rustic barn
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MARY:
Next is narrative -
Use captions to tell your story, like:
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[Show Mary’s Instagram post, her holding baby in the hay and caption reads]:
My new baby is the Son of God
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MARY:
BOSH - I’ve doubled my follower count from 3 to 6 in just one hour [ We see the three Kings appear in doorway with their gifts, standing next to the three Shepherds]
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MARY:
Once you’re at that point you’ll start getting offers to to promote products
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FIRST KING [sinking to his knees, holding forth his myrrh]:
OH BLESSED SON OF -
MARY [swiping myrrh off him]:
Cheers
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[Show Mary’s IG post again, posing with the myrrh. Caption reads]:
THIS MYRRH IS LUSH GUYS #myrrh
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MARY:
Next thing you know you’ll have founded a world religion and your engagement will be through the roof
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MARY [pointing downwards as she talks to camera]:
Thank me later guys, like and subscribe!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreideju5rbklu7kknfjuvu4xeqivcdvref7w22t7bru6iiedoud2fhy@jpeg)
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On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them.
Ate them.
December 2, 2024 at 9:24 AM
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them.
Ate them.
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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate it.
Ate it.
December 1, 2024 at 8:58 AM
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate it.
Ate it.
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The issue with the roads across SW Manitoba right now is they are completely ice-covered. This is near Shilo.
#mbstorm #snowstorm #winterstorm #mbshighway
#mbstorm #snowstorm #winterstorm #mbshighway
November 20, 2024 at 4:42 PM
The issue with the roads across SW Manitoba right now is they are completely ice-covered. This is near Shilo.
#mbstorm #snowstorm #winterstorm #mbshighway
#mbstorm #snowstorm #winterstorm #mbshighway
Y'all ain't coming back from that. #bluebombers
November 18, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Y'all ain't coming back from that. #bluebombers
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I now have 10,000 followers here but over 5.9 million at the other place. If you want Me to switch for good I need you to get the word out that I'm here, pathetically desperate for worship (just like in real life), and filled with even more contempt for you here than I was there.
November 14, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I now have 10,000 followers here but over 5.9 million at the other place. If you want Me to switch for good I need you to get the word out that I'm here, pathetically desperate for worship (just like in real life), and filled with even more contempt for you here than I was there.
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On this day in 1975, the Edmund Fitzgerald sank beneath the waves of Lake Superior during a massive storm.
The sinking took the lives of all 29 men on the ship, and became immortalized in Gordon Lightfoot's song.
Let's learn more about this tragedy.
🧵1/20
The sinking took the lives of all 29 men on the ship, and became immortalized in Gordon Lightfoot's song.
Let's learn more about this tragedy.
🧵1/20
November 10, 2024 at 3:18 PM
On this day in 1975, the Edmund Fitzgerald sank beneath the waves of Lake Superior during a massive storm.
The sinking took the lives of all 29 men on the ship, and became immortalized in Gordon Lightfoot's song.
Let's learn more about this tragedy.
🧵1/20
The sinking took the lives of all 29 men on the ship, and became immortalized in Gordon Lightfoot's song.
Let's learn more about this tragedy.
🧵1/20
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And her album is #1, too! I couldn't love this more.
February 7, 2024 at 8:20 PM
And her album is #1, too! I couldn't love this more.
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The ice rink at the Sharon, Lois & Bram Playground in the Davisville neighbourhood of Toronto is named Skinnama-rink.
I found this out this morning and it made me smile, so wanted to share that with all of you
I found this out this morning and it made me smile, so wanted to share that with all of you
February 9, 2024 at 2:04 PM
The ice rink at the Sharon, Lois & Bram Playground in the Davisville neighbourhood of Toronto is named Skinnama-rink.
I found this out this morning and it made me smile, so wanted to share that with all of you
I found this out this morning and it made me smile, so wanted to share that with all of you
A few vacation photos in Mexico.
February 5, 2024 at 7:20 PM
A few vacation photos in Mexico.
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No if, ands, or butts with this cat.
February 3, 2024 at 6:35 PM
No if, ands, or butts with this cat.
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🚨 this is a mandatory Bluesky evacuation 🚨
please proceed to the nearest Bluesky exit and meet your floor captain. this is not a drill.
emergency crews have been dispatched and we will notify you when it is safe to return
please proceed to the nearest Bluesky exit and meet your floor captain. this is not a drill.
emergency crews have been dispatched and we will notify you when it is safe to return
January 16, 2024 at 3:14 PM
🚨 this is a mandatory Bluesky evacuation 🚨
please proceed to the nearest Bluesky exit and meet your floor captain. this is not a drill.
emergency crews have been dispatched and we will notify you when it is safe to return
please proceed to the nearest Bluesky exit and meet your floor captain. this is not a drill.
emergency crews have been dispatched and we will notify you when it is safe to return
Well this looks better than Mastedon. Now to find the people here that I follow on Xitter.
December 6, 2023 at 2:35 AM
Well this looks better than Mastedon. Now to find the people here that I follow on Xitter.