Shit, my daughter just came up to me and said "someone at school told me there was a Sonic video game!" Fuck. Luckily I played dumb and asked her what Sonic was and she said "I don't know!" Time is running out, gonna have to homeschool this kid if I want to keep her safe.

The real lesson of Dune is that you should immediately stab your computer with a knife.

the next fuckable popcorn bucket just dropped