Roman Acleaf
@romanacleaf.bsky.social
Author of The Tundra Diary
“Drink deeply from good books.” ~ John Wooden
“Drink deeply from good books.” ~ John Wooden
"Time for us Patriots to go do some Patriot stuff!"
-You mean like volunteering at your kids school, or community cleanup day at the park?
-You mean like volunteering at your kids school, or community cleanup day at the park?
December 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"Time for us Patriots to go do some Patriot stuff!"
-You mean like volunteering at your kids school, or community cleanup day at the park?
-You mean like volunteering at your kids school, or community cleanup day at the park?
I identify as a Helenistic War Elephant
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I identify as a Helenistic War Elephant
Wasn't their a play on this in the 1987 Patrick Dempsey movie "Can't Buy Me Love"?
two women are dancing in a crowd of people at a disco .
ALT: two women are dancing in a crowd of people at a disco .
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December 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Wasn't their a play on this in the 1987 Patrick Dempsey movie "Can't Buy Me Love"?
Portland State University used to have a similar machine that made Fremch Fries - not just reheated, but fried fresh in oil.
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Portland State University used to have a similar machine that made Fremch Fries - not just reheated, but fried fresh in oil.
"Biden drove us into the iceberg. Now I have to fix it."
December 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"Biden drove us into the iceberg. Now I have to fix it."
Oregon is gonna Oregon.
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Oregon is gonna Oregon.
"Make It Pho - Number One"
December 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"Make It Pho - Number One"
...and ypu couldn't remt a one-bedroom apartment because you had no work history, so you paid &500K cash for 2000sqft on an acre w/a 3 car garage & a pool.
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
...and ypu couldn't remt a one-bedroom apartment because you had no work history, so you paid &500K cash for 2000sqft on an acre w/a 3 car garage & a pool.
So THAT'S! how the kids do it these days.
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
So THAT'S! how the kids do it these days.
Elmore Leonard for the win!
December 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Elmore Leonard for the win!
The footnotes of the aforementioned literature:
three spider-man are standing in a room with the hashtag #spiderverse on the bottom right
ALT: three spider-man are standing in a room with the hashtag #spiderverse on the bottom right
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December 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The footnotes of the aforementioned literature:
How does one wade into the ocean and NOT drown?
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
How does one wade into the ocean and NOT drown?
Does it make you old?
snoop dogg is wearing a top hat and bow tie and says fo shizzle
ALT: snoop dogg is wearing a top hat and bow tie and says fo shizzle
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December 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Does it make you old?
Here is how I redact a document (non-parody):
-print hardcopy
-white-out redactions
-(let dry)
-cover white-out with black Sharpie
-make a photocopy
-mail/scan photocopy
-print hardcopy
-white-out redactions
-(let dry)
-cover white-out with black Sharpie
-make a photocopy
-mail/scan photocopy
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Here is how I redact a document (non-parody):
-print hardcopy
-white-out redactions
-(let dry)
-cover white-out with black Sharpie
-make a photocopy
-mail/scan photocopy
-print hardcopy
-white-out redactions
-(let dry)
-cover white-out with black Sharpie
-make a photocopy
-mail/scan photocopy
Bi-lingual Cookie Monster be like...
a purple curtain with the words did someone just say cookies written on it
ALT: a purple curtain with the words did someone just say cookies written on it
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December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Bi-lingual Cookie Monster be like...
Agreed.
"Ink it, so you have to think it."
"Ink it, so you have to think it."
December 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Agreed.
"Ink it, so you have to think it."
"Ink it, so you have to think it."
Although... in fairness, The "Christmas" in question is Russian Orthodox Christmas which occurs 10-15 days after Anglo/Western Christmas.
Therefore, Eastern Promises is a New Year's movie. Or even an MLK Day movie.
Talk/Ted/Thanks
Therefore, Eastern Promises is a New Year's movie. Or even an MLK Day movie.
Talk/Ted/Thanks
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Although... in fairness, The "Christmas" in question is Russian Orthodox Christmas which occurs 10-15 days after Anglo/Western Christmas.
Therefore, Eastern Promises is a New Year's movie. Or even an MLK Day movie.
Talk/Ted/Thanks
Therefore, Eastern Promises is a New Year's movie. Or even an MLK Day movie.
Talk/Ted/Thanks
palimpsest amd vestigal are two words that make me feel like...
a close up of a cartoon character with netflix written on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with netflix written on the bottom right
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December 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
palimpsest amd vestigal are two words that make me feel like...