Roman Acleaf
@romanacleaf.bsky.social
Author of The Tundra Diary
“Drink deeply from good books.” ~ John Wooden
“Drink deeply from good books.” ~ John Wooden
"If the Dow's on the uptick,
You must let them have some dick!"
You must let them have some dick!"
February 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
"If the Dow's on the uptick,
You must let them have some dick!"
You must let them have some dick!"
Odd statement (appearing to be) made by the U.S. Secretaty of Commercece here.
Oh wait, she's not the Commerce Secretary (Howard Lutnick*).
She's... (checks notes)
THE TOP LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER IN THE UNITED STATES.
Oh wait, she's not the Commerce Secretary (Howard Lutnick*).
She's... (checks notes)
THE TOP LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER IN THE UNITED STATES.
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Odd statement (appearing to be) made by the U.S. Secretaty of Commercece here.
Oh wait, she's not the Commerce Secretary (Howard Lutnick*).
She's... (checks notes)
THE TOP LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER IN THE UNITED STATES.
Oh wait, she's not the Commerce Secretary (Howard Lutnick*).
She's... (checks notes)
THE TOP LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER IN THE UNITED STATES.
...and these dudes, apparently.
January 30, 2026 at 2:24 AM
...and these dudes, apparently.
Raise your sign if you agree!
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Raise your sign if you agree!
The assholes in question (for those with short memories):
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
The assholes in question (for those with short memories):
@cyber-gothic-rose.bsky.social Just sent you a dm. coupd not attache the pics.
Here:
Here:
January 21, 2026 at 1:54 PM
@cyber-gothic-rose.bsky.social Just sent you a dm. coupd not attache the pics.
Here:
Here:
For $20 they can get some
of these. I wore them consistently November-March in Alaska.
It's not that hard of a problem to solve.
of these. I wore them consistently November-March in Alaska.
It's not that hard of a problem to solve.
January 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
For $20 they can get some
of these. I wore them consistently November-March in Alaska.
It's not that hard of a problem to solve.
of these. I wore them consistently November-March in Alaska.
It's not that hard of a problem to solve.
Oregon is gonna Oregon.
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Oregon is gonna Oregon.
Dudes like these:
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Dudes like these:
All I see is a tactical vest.
And a holstered pistol.
I don't see a badge or agency affiliation.
Just sayin' it's difficult to distinguish that from this:
And a holstered pistol.
I don't see a badge or agency affiliation.
Just sayin' it's difficult to distinguish that from this:
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
All I see is a tactical vest.
And a holstered pistol.
I don't see a badge or agency affiliation.
Just sayin' it's difficult to distinguish that from this:
And a holstered pistol.
I don't see a badge or agency affiliation.
Just sayin' it's difficult to distinguish that from this:
Sounds like something George Michael (who was 100% NOT-gay) would do & something that in itself is absolutely NOT-gay.
#NotGayAtAll
#NotGayAtAll
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Sounds like something George Michael (who was 100% NOT-gay) would do & something that in itself is absolutely NOT-gay.
#NotGayAtAll
#NotGayAtAll
Let me guess who the girlfriend's drunk friend is... Penelope. You know:
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Let me guess who the girlfriend's drunk friend is... Penelope. You know:
Dude was 💯 confident until... right, aboutttt, here:
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Dude was 💯 confident until... right, aboutttt, here:
Photo of the "team" today.
Team of one.
Very exhausted from
all the scritches visitora gave her.
Team of one.
Very exhausted from
all the scritches visitora gave her.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Photo of the "team" today.
Team of one.
Very exhausted from
all the scritches visitora gave her.
Team of one.
Very exhausted from
all the scritches visitora gave her.
Mamdani v. Trump
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Mamdani v. Trump
I originally said that was the "C Team" of the Secret Service - perhaps because he was a candidate & not the POTUS.
The "makeup" of the team seemed odd, & has been different since.
I increasingly believe they were "contractors" & not USSS.
Before.
During.
After.
The "makeup" of the team seemed odd, & has been different since.
I increasingly believe they were "contractors" & not USSS.
Before.
During.
After.
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I originally said that was the "C Team" of the Secret Service - perhaps because he was a candidate & not the POTUS.
The "makeup" of the team seemed odd, & has been different since.
I increasingly believe they were "contractors" & not USSS.
Before.
During.
After.
The "makeup" of the team seemed odd, & has been different since.
I increasingly believe they were "contractors" & not USSS.
Before.
During.
After.
This meme has been doing a lot of heavy lifting lately.
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
This meme has been doing a lot of heavy lifting lately.