Roller Ryan 🏳️🌈
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Rollercoasters, Roller Skating, Travel & My Dog 🐾
🎙X-Men Podcast: The Mutant Ages
🎥 YouTube: youtube.com/@ryanpagellaadventurelife
Mutant and Spooky
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🎙X-Men Podcast: The Mutant Ages
🎥 YouTube: youtube.com/@ryanpagellaadventurelife
Mutant and Spooky
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This is your annual reminder that Finola Hughes as Emma Frost is perfect in every way.
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This is your annual reminder that Finola Hughes as Emma Frost is perfect in every way.
GPS: we found a faster route. Wanna take it?
Me: sure, why not
GPS: whoops we added 25 minutes to your drive. Oopsie! Lol!
Me: sure, why not
GPS: whoops we added 25 minutes to your drive. Oopsie! Lol!
October 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
GPS: we found a faster route. Wanna take it?
Me: sure, why not
GPS: whoops we added 25 minutes to your drive. Oopsie! Lol!
Me: sure, why not
GPS: whoops we added 25 minutes to your drive. Oopsie! Lol!
App: You must change your password, and it can't be similar to anything you've used before, and it must contain at least one uppercase letter, 2 numbers, and 3 symbols.
(Next day, trying to log in)
App: Why you can't you remember your password, STUPID?
(Next day, trying to log in)
App: Why you can't you remember your password, STUPID?
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
App: You must change your password, and it can't be similar to anything you've used before, and it must contain at least one uppercase letter, 2 numbers, and 3 symbols.
(Next day, trying to log in)
App: Why you can't you remember your password, STUPID?
(Next day, trying to log in)
App: Why you can't you remember your password, STUPID?
Me: A $25 bill? Not bad.
Company: uh oh, we also have a processing fee, and a service fee, and a fee for charging the fees, and a fee for sending the bill, and fee because you won't give us direct access to your bank account every day, so your new total $325.
Me: wtf!
Company: uh oh, we also have a processing fee, and a service fee, and a fee for charging the fees, and a fee for sending the bill, and fee because you won't give us direct access to your bank account every day, so your new total $325.
Me: wtf!
October 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Me: A $25 bill? Not bad.
Company: uh oh, we also have a processing fee, and a service fee, and a fee for charging the fees, and a fee for sending the bill, and fee because you won't give us direct access to your bank account every day, so your new total $325.
Me: wtf!
Company: uh oh, we also have a processing fee, and a service fee, and a fee for charging the fees, and a fee for sending the bill, and fee because you won't give us direct access to your bank account every day, so your new total $325.
Me: wtf!
I finally watched Superman. It’s largely a pretty solid film… up until they made the Logan “X24” mistake.
“Let’s have Superman fight a clone of himself!!”
We have GOT to come up with more inventive end battles for superhero films.
“Let’s have Superman fight a clone of himself!!”
We have GOT to come up with more inventive end battles for superhero films.
September 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I finally watched Superman. It’s largely a pretty solid film… up until they made the Logan “X24” mistake.
“Let’s have Superman fight a clone of himself!!”
We have GOT to come up with more inventive end battles for superhero films.
“Let’s have Superman fight a clone of himself!!”
We have GOT to come up with more inventive end battles for superhero films.
My number one is always Ocarina of Time, but I feel like that’s an easy answer, so I’m going with Streets of Rage 2.
Perfect gameplay, music, graphics, and replay value. 10/10
Perfect gameplay, music, graphics, and replay value. 10/10
What video game do you consider perfect?
This is just one, mind! But it's one of my go-to's for just doing everything it wants to do and be, well, perfectly. (imo)
This is just one, mind! But it's one of my go-to's for just doing everything it wants to do and be, well, perfectly. (imo)
September 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My number one is always Ocarina of Time, but I feel like that’s an easy answer, so I’m going with Streets of Rage 2.
Perfect gameplay, music, graphics, and replay value. 10/10
Perfect gameplay, music, graphics, and replay value. 10/10
Happy early birthday to ME
We are so excited to share that our listener, @eliotlash.com, made us a Mutant Ages fan game. This is a sequel to the dating sim he designed in 2019.
We are absolutely FLOORED with how good this game is and are so grateful.
Please, EVERYONE, watch this today:
youtu.be/zx_OKoZA1j0?...
We are absolutely FLOORED with how good this game is and are so grateful.
Please, EVERYONE, watch this today:
youtu.be/zx_OKoZA1j0?...
X-Men Dating Origins 2: Dates of Future Past
YouTube video by themutantages
youtu.be
September 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Happy early birthday to ME
He's Shadow, the ultimate lifeform.
you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)
September 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
He's Shadow, the ultimate lifeform.
I have to take some Tylenol today to help with my allergies swelling my sinuses, and I’m excited for my ASD powers to increase.
September 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I have to take some Tylenol today to help with my allergies swelling my sinuses, and I’m excited for my ASD powers to increase.
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taking extra strength tylenol so I can get a higher score on the RAADS-R
September 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
taking extra strength tylenol so I can get a higher score on the RAADS-R
As it turns out, no medication causes mental illness, it’s just what the D20 rolled us on genetics.
September 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
As it turns out, no medication causes mental illness, it’s just what the D20 rolled us on genetics.
Having severe ADHD is keeping 100 checklists and 1,000 notes, and only two of those items ever get done.
September 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Having severe ADHD is keeping 100 checklists and 1,000 notes, and only two of those items ever get done.
Watching Snow White (1937) and genuinely love that this is the premise of the film:
Queen: Mirror, tell me I'm hot.
Mirror: A literal peasant is hotter than you.
Queen: That bitch! I'm gonna kill her!
Then it jump cuts to Snow White singing into a well.
Queen: Mirror, tell me I'm hot.
Mirror: A literal peasant is hotter than you.
Queen: That bitch! I'm gonna kill her!
Then it jump cuts to Snow White singing into a well.
September 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Watching Snow White (1937) and genuinely love that this is the premise of the film:
Queen: Mirror, tell me I'm hot.
Mirror: A literal peasant is hotter than you.
Queen: That bitch! I'm gonna kill her!
Then it jump cuts to Snow White singing into a well.
Queen: Mirror, tell me I'm hot.
Mirror: A literal peasant is hotter than you.
Queen: That bitch! I'm gonna kill her!
Then it jump cuts to Snow White singing into a well.
I've decided to start watching every Disney film in order because that is what my ADHD has decided to embark on today instead of creating this one report.
September 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've decided to start watching every Disney film in order because that is what my ADHD has decided to embark on today instead of creating this one report.
I'm really curious why every type of construction that could exist has managed to be happening directly outside my window for the past 7 years. I just would like to know why.
September 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm really curious why every type of construction that could exist has managed to be happening directly outside my window for the past 7 years. I just would like to know why.
Watching straight people flirt is the weirdest thing to see. And I can't tell if that's because I'm gay and we flirt different, or if it's because my hodgepodge of neurodivergences just make me think people flirting is a weird concept in general.
August 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Watching straight people flirt is the weirdest thing to see. And I can't tell if that's because I'm gay and we flirt different, or if it's because my hodgepodge of neurodivergences just make me think people flirting is a weird concept in general.
Everyone, go see Fantastic Four.
August 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Everyone, go see Fantastic Four.
Game Freak really goes out of their way to ensure every Gym Leader in every Pokemon game is gay.
July 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Game Freak really goes out of their way to ensure every Gym Leader in every Pokemon game is gay.
Just a couple of gays.
July 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Just a couple of gays.
You’re trapped on an island and can only bring three albums with you. What are they?
July 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You’re trapped on an island and can only bring three albums with you. What are they?
🎶 When you walk away, you don’t hear me say… please, oh baby, don’t go 🎶
July 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
🎶 When you walk away, you don’t hear me say… please, oh baby, don’t go 🎶
Now more than ever do I once again point the idea and concept of Magneto, and how Magneto was right, and how Xavier was always wrong. The stories of the X-Men have been warning us of this for decades.
July 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Now more than ever do I once again point the idea and concept of Magneto, and how Magneto was right, and how Xavier was always wrong. The stories of the X-Men have been warning us of this for decades.
Venmo: Sending the money to your bank!
My Bank: Sorry, it's Friday night and the bank isn't open until Monday, so we can't process your digital money that humans don't interact with until then and you'll get your money on Tuesday.
My Bank: Sorry, it's Friday night and the bank isn't open until Monday, so we can't process your digital money that humans don't interact with until then and you'll get your money on Tuesday.
June 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Venmo: Sending the money to your bank!
My Bank: Sorry, it's Friday night and the bank isn't open until Monday, so we can't process your digital money that humans don't interact with until then and you'll get your money on Tuesday.
My Bank: Sorry, it's Friday night and the bank isn't open until Monday, so we can't process your digital money that humans don't interact with until then and you'll get your money on Tuesday.
AI sucks.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
June 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
AI sucks.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
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i quit polygon; today's my last day. back to being an intergalactic bounty hunter (full-time freelance writer)! you'll soon see my bylines elsewhere & ofc you can still hear my video game opinions on Triple Click weekly. if you've got room in your budget for me: maddymyerswrites at gmail dot com <3
June 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i quit polygon; today's my last day. back to being an intergalactic bounty hunter (full-time freelance writer)! you'll soon see my bylines elsewhere & ofc you can still hear my video game opinions on Triple Click weekly. if you've got room in your budget for me: maddymyerswrites at gmail dot com <3