Rolf the Manager in Charge
@rolfthewhatever.bsky.social
I make music and pretend to be a coyote online and Irl, 30 years old.
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Wow! Our first-week ticket sales BLEW MY HAIR RIGHT OFF!! Hope it grows back in time for the tour!
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Wow! Our first-week ticket sales BLEW MY HAIR RIGHT OFF!! Hope it grows back in time for the tour!
Another useless fact: It's possible to soft lock your game in Ocarina of Time by jumping onto a fence with Epona in Hyrule Field at a certain angle. She's not programmed to fall off of it, so it acts like a floor and you don't have enough space to jump and can't dismount.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Another useless fact: It's possible to soft lock your game in Ocarina of Time by jumping onto a fence with Epona in Hyrule Field at a certain angle. She's not programmed to fall off of it, so it acts like a floor and you don't have enough space to jump and can't dismount.
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Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Great engineering minds are hard at work
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Hey y'all, just spreading the word for my bf.
If y'all are able to help, much appreciated~
Or if y'all interested in a com from him. Do hit my mans up as well.
Overall much thanks to those who'll spread it around. Again thanks y'all ^^
If y'all are able to help, much appreciated~
Or if y'all interested in a com from him. Do hit my mans up as well.
Overall much thanks to those who'll spread it around. Again thanks y'all ^^
Leg is still sore from yesterday so gonna have to take it easy for now, its slowly feeling better but I gotta let my leg take its time healing
Would appreciate the help with this as Im extremely close to having this done for the month
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Would appreciate the help with this as Im extremely close to having this done for the month
ko-fi.com/svenwesker/g...
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November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Hey y'all, just spreading the word for my bf.
If y'all are able to help, much appreciated~
Or if y'all interested in a com from him. Do hit my mans up as well.
Overall much thanks to those who'll spread it around. Again thanks y'all ^^
If y'all are able to help, much appreciated~
Or if y'all interested in a com from him. Do hit my mans up as well.
Overall much thanks to those who'll spread it around. Again thanks y'all ^^
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sorry for crossposting from the Other Account but i worked my ass off on this and i'm gonna have a gap in my employment in december... so on the off chance anyone here is a freak who likes this stuff: go buy my insane pervert comic
Okay. Finally my comic is OUT. Here's the deal:
-It's about hyper muscle growth + latex + hyper soiling
-I will post the first 4 pages, then 1 page per day
-If you want to read the whole thing NOW + get the high-quality files & PDF, it's $5 on my itchio:
ruffythelion.itch.io/cobalt-comic
-It's about hyper muscle growth + latex + hyper soiling
-I will post the first 4 pages, then 1 page per day
-If you want to read the whole thing NOW + get the high-quality files & PDF, it's $5 on my itchio:
ruffythelion.itch.io/cobalt-comic
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
sorry for crossposting from the Other Account but i worked my ass off on this and i'm gonna have a gap in my employment in december... so on the off chance anyone here is a freak who likes this stuff: go buy my insane pervert comic
The reason why Ice Climbers were put into Melee was because of a vote for which character would best represent the NES. The other candidates were Mach Rider, Balloon Fighter, and Pit from Kid Icarus. Their trophies in the game would have been what their designs were if they were playable characters.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The reason why Ice Climbers were put into Melee was because of a vote for which character would best represent the NES. The other candidates were Mach Rider, Balloon Fighter, and Pit from Kid Icarus. Their trophies in the game would have been what their designs were if they were playable characters.
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Trying out some possible voices for Dumbwhore 🔊🤔
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Trying out some possible voices for Dumbwhore 🔊🤔
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Football sucked up my drawing juice but it'll come back soon trust me
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Football sucked up my drawing juice but it'll come back soon trust me
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Nargle just tuned into the game, did he miss anything
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Nargle just tuned into the game, did he miss anything
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RIP Udo Kier (1944-2025), a German character actor with a prolific and eclectic career (My Own Private Idaho, Blade, Ace Ventura, Dancer in the Dark, Grindhouse, Suspiria, Dogville...)
In sci-fi: Johnny Mnemonic, Melancholia, Armageddon, Dracula 3000, Metropia, Iron Sky, Downsizing, Seaquest DSV...
In sci-fi: Johnny Mnemonic, Melancholia, Armageddon, Dracula 3000, Metropia, Iron Sky, Downsizing, Seaquest DSV...
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
RIP Udo Kier (1944-2025), a German character actor with a prolific and eclectic career (My Own Private Idaho, Blade, Ace Ventura, Dancer in the Dark, Grindhouse, Suspiria, Dogville...)
In sci-fi: Johnny Mnemonic, Melancholia, Armageddon, Dracula 3000, Metropia, Iron Sky, Downsizing, Seaquest DSV...
In sci-fi: Johnny Mnemonic, Melancholia, Armageddon, Dracula 3000, Metropia, Iron Sky, Downsizing, Seaquest DSV...
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crazy / but that's how it goes /
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
crazy / but that's how it goes /
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
millions of people / are scaring the hoes
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Have some art knowledge
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Have some art knowledge
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Late night fam fun✍️;]
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Late night fam fun✍️;]
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Dracor the Fygar in some mines, a natural habitat I think??
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Dracor the Fygar in some mines, a natural habitat I think??
I talked to a reporter for USA Today at my job who said she had to do a BS interview with Kirby Smart after the game today, it was all fluff questions and he was really pissed off that he had to answer any of it.
I like to think it was stupid shit like, are you Team Edward or Team Jacob
I like to think it was stupid shit like, are you Team Edward or Team Jacob
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I talked to a reporter for USA Today at my job who said she had to do a BS interview with Kirby Smart after the game today, it was all fluff questions and he was really pissed off that he had to answer any of it.
I like to think it was stupid shit like, are you Team Edward or Team Jacob
I like to think it was stupid shit like, are you Team Edward or Team Jacob
Got a weird fungal rash going on in my left armpit right now, does that do anything for y'all
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Got a weird fungal rash going on in my left armpit right now, does that do anything for y'all
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Loona looked up from her phone and caught you staring, she didn’t react, but she didn’t look away either… so maybe, just maybe, you’ve got a chance.
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Loona looked up from her phone and caught you staring, she didn’t react, but she didn’t look away either… so maybe, just maybe, you’ve got a chance.
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LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!
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I'm officially 21!!!
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I'm officially 21!!!
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The movers broke my traditional art desk. I was so excited to do some traditional art too. I just want a win TTwTT
Going to try and get them to pay for damages but unlikely since we "didn't report fast enough." It upsets me so much because I loved that little desk and they don't make it anymore.
Going to try and get them to pay for damages but unlikely since we "didn't report fast enough." It upsets me so much because I loved that little desk and they don't make it anymore.
a cartoon character wearing a mask with a tear coming out of his eye
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a mask with a tear coming out of his eye
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November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The movers broke my traditional art desk. I was so excited to do some traditional art too. I just want a win TTwTT
Going to try and get them to pay for damages but unlikely since we "didn't report fast enough." It upsets me so much because I loved that little desk and they don't make it anymore.
Going to try and get them to pay for damages but unlikely since we "didn't report fast enough." It upsets me so much because I loved that little desk and they don't make it anymore.