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Oh fuck oh shit
April 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oh fuck oh shit
Putting flouride in my vape so I don't have to brush my teeth
February 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Putting flouride in my vape so I don't have to brush my teeth
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This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
February 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
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Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
January 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
Committing an assasination and the shell casings read "Call" "Me" "Ishmael"
December 20, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Committing an assasination and the shell casings read "Call" "Me" "Ishmael"
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"Buy it?" Scarlett, I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I bought the zoo thirty-five minutes ago.
November 19, 2024 at 1:53 AM
"Buy it?" Scarlett, I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I bought the zoo thirty-five minutes ago.
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I've designed a phone without all the annoying apps and features. There's just one big button you smash that says WIFE and it calls your wife. If you don't have a wife then you practice with it for when you do
September 29, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I've designed a phone without all the annoying apps and features. There's just one big button you smash that says WIFE and it calls your wife. If you don't have a wife then you practice with it for when you do
CIA analyst talking to a Soviet naval captain who wants to defect: So go back to the suuuuub.
October 6, 2024 at 2:28 PM
CIA analyst talking to a Soviet naval captain who wants to defect: So go back to the suuuuub.