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Rodrick Heffley
@rodrickofficial.bsky.social
fuck manny
my dms are open
⚠️ joke account, anything i say is very likely a joke
lois im cumming
November 2, 2024 at 10:41 AM
I ran over Greg’s girlfriend with a 2005 Toyota Corolla.
October 30, 2024 at 3:23 PM
very soon i will have harvested all your info and sold it to telemarketers
October 11, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Reposted by Rodrick Heffley
There is still time to save lives. If you have family that is still without power due to #Helene and they are using a portable generator, make sure they know to keep it outdoors at least 20 feet away from their home. Carbon monoxide cannot be seen or smelled and can kill in minutes.
October 5, 2024 at 12:15 PM
balls itch
October 4, 2024 at 1:25 AM
i hope greg knows he is going to wake up tommorow
September 29, 2024 at 3:10 AM
i want gay sex
September 29, 2024 at 2:35 AM
ive been timed out for 10 minutes on discord this is so unfair ong
September 28, 2024 at 9:25 PM
@rowleyofficial.bsky.social you should know that greg beats his shit every monday, wednesday, and sunday.
September 28, 2024 at 6:53 PM
im suffocating rn because im stuck inside the furnace
please help @gregofficial.bsky.social
September 28, 2024 at 4:02 PM
this convo between me and my brother is seriously draining my self-esteem
September 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
@gregofficial.bsky.social go touch rowley's cock or something idk
September 28, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Im craving skibidi toilet
September 28, 2024 at 3:15 PM
The fact that dad got stuck inside a machine gun goes to prove that my family sucks
September 28, 2024 at 12:35 PM
i dont want to go back outside after what i said on twitter
September 28, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Reposted by Rodrick Heffley
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September 27, 2024 at 10:01 PM
this is manny when he shoved a chocolate chip cookie into greg’s xbox
@darthbluesky.bsky.social

She knocked my morning coffee flying before I'd even taken a sip and is now pretending to be sorry.
September 28, 2024 at 11:06 AM
i just woke up this morning to manny screaming at the top of his lungs.
why?
tingy fell down the bed
September 28, 2024 at 10:31 AM
i want to bleach my eyes
September 28, 2024 at 2:11 AM
he walked out to go “have private time”, so i looked at his browsing history. dear god am i glad mom didnt let me use the computer til i was 15
September 28, 2024 at 2:03 AM
i just walked in to greg beating his shit to genshin impact r34, this kid is so cooked in life
September 28, 2024 at 1:59 AM
@susanbsky.bsky.social please ignore my previous posts. they were mistakes.

also, im sorry women
September 28, 2024 at 12:47 AM
smash or pass red among us
September 28, 2024 at 12:44 AM
if mom finds out, just know ill be waiting at the middle school behind the cheese
September 28, 2024 at 12:40 AM