Rodney Stallion 👨🚒🚒👨⚕️🚑
@rodneystallion.bsky.social
EMT (MD, DC, NR)/FF since 2009 | LVL 38 | Maryland Native | Furry since 1999 (Clydesdale Horse!) | Bisexual | No one under 18. | https://rodneystallion.carrd.co/ | AD @rodneystallionad.bsky.social | Engaged to Sun Wudong, dating Zeoc | Two Tails Fursuiter
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #390,644!
And remember kids:
If you see me selling my body to make ends meet, no you didn't.
And stop looking at it, you'll burn your eyes out on my dad bod.
If you see me selling my body to make ends meet, no you didn't.
And stop looking at it, you'll burn your eyes out on my dad bod.
October 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
And remember kids:
If you see me selling my body to make ends meet, no you didn't.
And stop looking at it, you'll burn your eyes out on my dad bod.
If you see me selling my body to make ends meet, no you didn't.
And stop looking at it, you'll burn your eyes out on my dad bod.
The past 96 hours have been horrendous.
I've been labeled a 'pedo' for having an opinion that pup hoods in public do not equal automatic sexual conduct and that the fur fandom has always been weird and full of kink from it's inception.
I have worked tirelessly on the ambo and been overwhelmed.
I've been labeled a 'pedo' for having an opinion that pup hoods in public do not equal automatic sexual conduct and that the fur fandom has always been weird and full of kink from it's inception.
I have worked tirelessly on the ambo and been overwhelmed.
October 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The past 96 hours have been horrendous.
I've been labeled a 'pedo' for having an opinion that pup hoods in public do not equal automatic sexual conduct and that the fur fandom has always been weird and full of kink from it's inception.
I have worked tirelessly on the ambo and been overwhelmed.
I've been labeled a 'pedo' for having an opinion that pup hoods in public do not equal automatic sexual conduct and that the fur fandom has always been weird and full of kink from it's inception.
I have worked tirelessly on the ambo and been overwhelmed.
As I've said everyday for the past 24, as someone who was at the Pentagon to help: today's not a punchline. Thank you.
September 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
As I've said everyday for the past 24, as someone who was at the Pentagon to help: today's not a punchline. Thank you.
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Oooh! I love this song! I hope we can all find a way to sing it together ❤️
Protestors in Nepal overthrew the government in less than 48 hours due to corruption. They refused a curfew, spread protests across all cities, fought police in roaming street battles, burnt down politicians' houses, stole military weapons, stormed the parliament & burnt it, forced the PM to resign.
September 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oooh! I love this song! I hope we can all find a way to sing it together ❤️
Constantly have people asking to borrow money off me, to help them out and stuff...but like...
...I'm fighting to survive too. I'm not rich. My career field isn't one that results in everyone being overwhelmingly blessed in cash.
...I'm fighting to survive too. I'm not rich. My career field isn't one that results in everyone being overwhelmingly blessed in cash.
September 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Constantly have people asking to borrow money off me, to help them out and stuff...but like...
...I'm fighting to survive too. I'm not rich. My career field isn't one that results in everyone being overwhelmingly blessed in cash.
...I'm fighting to survive too. I'm not rich. My career field isn't one that results in everyone being overwhelmingly blessed in cash.
With my fiance gone on work stuff and me being just...alone during the day because I'm off while everyone else is working, I can't help but feel shitty. My chores are done and I wanna play Helldivers, but no one's around.
I dunno what to do with myself during these free times.
I dunno what to do with myself during these free times.
September 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
With my fiance gone on work stuff and me being just...alone during the day because I'm off while everyone else is working, I can't help but feel shitty. My chores are done and I wanna play Helldivers, but no one's around.
I dunno what to do with myself during these free times.
I dunno what to do with myself during these free times.
Furries are interesting, at times. Ya'll will say you want dad bod until you meet me: a dad bod haver who once made a child.
Then you don't want this topping you and domming you like in your comics. The fuck? You can't get the Dad Rod without the dad bod.
Then you don't want this topping you and domming you like in your comics. The fuck? You can't get the Dad Rod without the dad bod.
September 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Furries are interesting, at times. Ya'll will say you want dad bod until you meet me: a dad bod haver who once made a child.
Then you don't want this topping you and domming you like in your comics. The fuck? You can't get the Dad Rod without the dad bod.
Then you don't want this topping you and domming you like in your comics. The fuck? You can't get the Dad Rod without the dad bod.
"I hate communists and communism!" they shout as they sloppily blow the guy who used to be an agent of communism and wants to return the USSR to power.
I can't understand the mental gymnastics of forgetting the entire Cold War. I really can't.
I can't understand the mental gymnastics of forgetting the entire Cold War. I really can't.
August 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"I hate communists and communism!" they shout as they sloppily blow the guy who used to be an agent of communism and wants to return the USSR to power.
I can't understand the mental gymnastics of forgetting the entire Cold War. I really can't.
I can't understand the mental gymnastics of forgetting the entire Cold War. I really can't.
Can someone validate whether or not I'm a Himbo please?
Thank you.
Thank you.
July 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Can someone validate whether or not I'm a Himbo please?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Part of figuring myself out was not only saying no to others and advocating for myself...it was coming to terms with being okay with who I am.
I've got a hell of a dad bod. I'm 39. I still am relevant. My love of being a man-whore is still around; blame it on the stud genes.
I've got a hell of a dad bod. I'm 39. I still am relevant. My love of being a man-whore is still around; blame it on the stud genes.
July 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Part of figuring myself out was not only saying no to others and advocating for myself...it was coming to terms with being okay with who I am.
I've got a hell of a dad bod. I'm 39. I still am relevant. My love of being a man-whore is still around; blame it on the stud genes.
I've got a hell of a dad bod. I'm 39. I still am relevant. My love of being a man-whore is still around; blame it on the stud genes.
I think...I'm ready to quit now.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's time to give it up.
My body is broken, my mind is horribly depressed. I just need to let things go right now.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's time to give it up.
My body is broken, my mind is horribly depressed. I just need to let things go right now.
July 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I think...I'm ready to quit now.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's time to give it up.
My body is broken, my mind is horribly depressed. I just need to let things go right now.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's time to give it up.
My body is broken, my mind is horribly depressed. I just need to let things go right now.
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Give a man a horse
He'll eat in a day
Teach a man to horse
It will turn him gay
He'll eat in a day
Teach a man to horse
It will turn him gay
July 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Give a man a horse
He'll eat in a day
Teach a man to horse
It will turn him gay
He'll eat in a day
Teach a man to horse
It will turn him gay
Nothing makes me softer and dislike people more...
...than watching them commission a piece of shit artist whom I know is a bad person. Makes me never want to speak to that person ever again. :3
...than watching them commission a piece of shit artist whom I know is a bad person. Makes me never want to speak to that person ever again. :3
July 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Nothing makes me softer and dislike people more...
...than watching them commission a piece of shit artist whom I know is a bad person. Makes me never want to speak to that person ever again. :3
...than watching them commission a piece of shit artist whom I know is a bad person. Makes me never want to speak to that person ever again. :3
While everyone is leaving Pittsburgh, I'm staying behind.
I need time to process a lot of things. I fucked up. I've been hurt by someone who doesn't realize it.
I'm tired of this, grandpa.
I need time to process a lot of things. I fucked up. I've been hurt by someone who doesn't realize it.
I'm tired of this, grandpa.
July 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
While everyone is leaving Pittsburgh, I'm staying behind.
I need time to process a lot of things. I fucked up. I've been hurt by someone who doesn't realize it.
I'm tired of this, grandpa.
I need time to process a lot of things. I fucked up. I've been hurt by someone who doesn't realize it.
I'm tired of this, grandpa.
There's an easy solution to not being used as a tool for positive PR/dying of heat exhaustion.
Don't go.
Just boycott the Fursuit Parade until they realize that there's people in those carpets.
I'm a black horse. You think I'm standing for four hours with no water? Bet not.
Don't go.
Just boycott the Fursuit Parade until they realize that there's people in those carpets.
I'm a black horse. You think I'm standing for four hours with no water? Bet not.
June 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
There's an easy solution to not being used as a tool for positive PR/dying of heat exhaustion.
Don't go.
Just boycott the Fursuit Parade until they realize that there's people in those carpets.
I'm a black horse. You think I'm standing for four hours with no water? Bet not.
Don't go.
Just boycott the Fursuit Parade until they realize that there's people in those carpets.
I'm a black horse. You think I'm standing for four hours with no water? Bet not.
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Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr.
Scientific American has published a guide to the EVIDENCE-BASED vaccine recommendations in place BEFORE ACIP members were removed by the administration.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-...
Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr.
Scientific American has published a guide to the EVIDENCE-BASED vaccine recommendations in place BEFORE ACIP members were removed by the administration.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-...
Here’s Your Cheat Sheet for Vaccine Recommendations Backed by Science
These graphics will guide you through science-based vaccine guidelines for children and adults
www.scientificamerican.com
June 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr.
Scientific American has published a guide to the EVIDENCE-BASED vaccine recommendations in place BEFORE ACIP members were removed by the administration.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-...
Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr.
Scientific American has published a guide to the EVIDENCE-BASED vaccine recommendations in place BEFORE ACIP members were removed by the administration.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-...
I put out so much money already.
I'm going. I'm going next week and I don't give a GOOD GODDAMN what happens, I'm going to enjoy my last hurrah.
I've cried all day. That's enough.
I'm going. I'm going next week and I don't give a GOOD GODDAMN what happens, I'm going to enjoy my last hurrah.
I've cried all day. That's enough.
June 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I put out so much money already.
I'm going. I'm going next week and I don't give a GOOD GODDAMN what happens, I'm going to enjoy my last hurrah.
I've cried all day. That's enough.
I'm going. I'm going next week and I don't give a GOOD GODDAMN what happens, I'm going to enjoy my last hurrah.
I've cried all day. That's enough.
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Test results in:
YA BOI AIN'T GOT THE HERPAGHONNOSYPHILAIDS!
I'm clean, which means I can...y'know...
*snug*
YA BOI AIN'T GOT THE HERPAGHONNOSYPHILAIDS!
I'm clean, which means I can...y'know...
*snug*
June 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Test results in:
YA BOI AIN'T GOT THE HERPAGHONNOSYPHILAIDS!
I'm clean, which means I can...y'know...
*snug*
YA BOI AIN'T GOT THE HERPAGHONNOSYPHILAIDS!
I'm clean, which means I can...y'know...
*snug*
Bro, I just want to be a horse and live in hedonism in peace, okay?
June 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Bro, I just want to be a horse and live in hedonism in peace, okay?
I'm happy to find out today that a bunch of minors blocked me.
Good.
I don't want fetuses on my feed. Begone.
Good.
I don't want fetuses on my feed. Begone.
June 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'm happy to find out today that a bunch of minors blocked me.
Good.
I don't want fetuses on my feed. Begone.
Good.
I don't want fetuses on my feed. Begone.
Not gonna beg for attention anymore.
Friends, family, lovers, none of it. All done with the games.
Friends, family, lovers, none of it. All done with the games.
June 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Not gonna beg for attention anymore.
Friends, family, lovers, none of it. All done with the games.
Friends, family, lovers, none of it. All done with the games.
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Rated M for my balls
June 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Rated M for my balls
Next year for my birthday, I want an orgy of otters.
I didn't stutter.
I didn't stutter.
June 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Next year for my birthday, I want an orgy of otters.
I didn't stutter.
I didn't stutter.