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Rocky Hartpence
@rockyhart.bsky.social
Aspiring upbeat dad; loving husband; jack-of-all-trades, master of known; Good human being; and more

Lover of:
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KC Chiefs
Auto Racing
Reason is dead. Everything is just vibes now. It’s how you get our current political situation. Or come to the conclusion that Mahomes isn’t in the running for G.O.A.T., because of one bad game. Hate clicks have taken over everything.
February 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Weird to see how many folks I know who died of Dysentery playing Oregon Trail as kids, now completely deny germ theory and vaccines.
November 27, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Trying to engage with family and friends on issues is going well. Make it make sense.
November 27, 2024 at 12:34 AM
November 26, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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I am tired too... how abou you?
November 25, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Part of why I’m bullish on NASCAR’s longterm expansion? Is that is perennial most popular driver has the personality of a recluse.
No surprise, Chase Elliott takes home his seventh-consecutive #NASCAR Cup Series Most Popular Driver Award.
November 25, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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Optimist: The cup is half full.

Pessimist: The cup is half empty.

Journalist: Water is divisive.
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Criminal law professor: The liquid contains contraband and the cup is facing a minimum of 5 years in prison
Optimist: The cup is half full.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Law professor: No cups in the park
November 23, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.”
-Plato
November 21, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Calling someone “an unplugged controller” is an amazingly sick burn 👀 🔥
November 22, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Why hasn’t anyone figured out that Trump’s playbook is to do something extra onerous that won’t work to cover his million slightly less extra onerous shit he’s doing simultaneously? Seems pretty obvious.
BREAKING: Gaetz withdraws from consideration for attorney general.
November 21, 2024 at 5:50 PM
AEW in a small arena is an interesting feel. It’s the move they absolutely needed to make for the weekly shows, but the step back will take some time getting used to.
November 21, 2024 at 1:21 AM
This is disappointing.
Here is a look at the differences between the COTA "National" Layout (left) and "Full Course" Layout (right). #NASCAR will utilize the shorter National course in 2025.
November 20, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Lol was that Ackman account a spoof? If not, kudos to blue sky for dealing with that dweeb.
November 20, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I’m starting to think these dorks don’t actually believe in free speech. Who would’ve thought?
November 20, 2024 at 3:23 PM
November 19, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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Sometimes the DMs just hit it
November 18, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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HARD ❌

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

EASY ✅

I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me
THE BELL JAR

HARD ❌

It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York

EASY ✅

That summer was sizzling, and so were the Rosenbergs
November 18, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Alleged pedophiles, will always protect alleged pedophiles. It’s so common, it should be a song.
November 15, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Can always count on Susan Collins to clutch her pearls and state how shocked and out of the blue [insert onerous behavior or action] happened.
November 15, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Think of wanting to be liked so bad you become a mega maniacal dweeb
At Mar-a-Lago tonight, Elon Musk raises his hand to identify himself as “the George Soros of the right.”
November 14, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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Fuck.
November 13, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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Delighted to be here and hopefully never see another TEMU ad.
November 13, 2024 at 7:31 AM