Jenna
@rockstarjenjen.bsky.social
Have you ever seen something that just made you go numb? Like a text or a picture? Something that just makes your world...stop for a moment.
January 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Have you ever seen something that just made you go numb? Like a text or a picture? Something that just makes your world...stop for a moment.
I was talking to someone and they said "cube" and my brain was activated like a damn sleeper agent. I immediately said "JEEL-EYE BEEL-EYE GUMM-EYE CAND-EYEEEEE" and they had NO CLUE what I was talking about. I think at this point it's just best that I am euthanized.
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I was talking to someone and they said "cube" and my brain was activated like a damn sleeper agent. I immediately said "JEEL-EYE BEEL-EYE GUMM-EYE CAND-EYEEEEE" and they had NO CLUE what I was talking about. I think at this point it's just best that I am euthanized.
As each day passes I cannot understand how my husband put up with his family for as long as he did.
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
As each day passes I cannot understand how my husband put up with his family for as long as he did.
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November 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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September 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
What is even going on anymore
September 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What is even going on anymore
My mom, who doesn't know a single thing about anything created after 2005: "perhaps you should roll over your Roth IRA into bitcoin!"
September 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My mom, who doesn't know a single thing about anything created after 2005: "perhaps you should roll over your Roth IRA into bitcoin!"
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cow go: moo
owl go: hoo
ghost go: boo
souja boy go: YUUUUUUUU
owl go: hoo
ghost go: boo
souja boy go: YUUUUUUUU
September 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
cow go: moo
owl go: hoo
ghost go: boo
souja boy go: YUUUUUUUU
owl go: hoo
ghost go: boo
souja boy go: YUUUUUUUU
"You need the Lord"
Uhm, I'm pretty sure I need to be left alone.
Uhm, I'm pretty sure I need to be left alone.
September 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"You need the Lord"
Uhm, I'm pretty sure I need to be left alone.
Uhm, I'm pretty sure I need to be left alone.
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A little respite for my followers today
September 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A little respite for my followers today
Me: "what's the name of that emaciated guy you used to bum around with? he was sexist and did something with computers and laughed really ugly"
Eric: "...what"
Me: "I remember he had a wife or whatever but you never saw them in the same place at the same time and I just decided I don't like that"
Eric: "...what"
Me: "I remember he had a wife or whatever but you never saw them in the same place at the same time and I just decided I don't like that"
August 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Me: "what's the name of that emaciated guy you used to bum around with? he was sexist and did something with computers and laughed really ugly"
Eric: "...what"
Me: "I remember he had a wife or whatever but you never saw them in the same place at the same time and I just decided I don't like that"
Eric: "...what"
Me: "I remember he had a wife or whatever but you never saw them in the same place at the same time and I just decided I don't like that"
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Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
July 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
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They have flowers for you!
June 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
They have flowers for you!
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“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”
June 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”
I was watching This Old House with my grandma and the host said "(something something) in this old house" and I was like "hey, that's the name of the show!" and my grandma laughed so hard she had to take a moment to collect herself.
June 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I was watching This Old House with my grandma and the host said "(something something) in this old house" and I was like "hey, that's the name of the show!" and my grandma laughed so hard she had to take a moment to collect herself.
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
Due to recent events, I am no longer upset by Duo's passing.
May 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Due to recent events, I am no longer upset by Duo's passing.
Had a dream that I cornered Hideo Kojima inside of a Barnes & Noble to ask him if he could make another Metal Gear Rising Game but I got arrested and shit myself
May 7, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Had a dream that I cornered Hideo Kojima inside of a Barnes & Noble to ask him if he could make another Metal Gear Rising Game but I got arrested and shit myself
I paid off a loan today. I thought I would feel something, but I don't.
May 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I paid off a loan today. I thought I would feel something, but I don't.
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twitch.tv/piss
Our Enemies Are Afraid
Our Enemies Are Afraid
April 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Our Enemies Are Afraid
Our Enemies Are Afraid
I ugly laughed for like 20 minutes at this YouTube thumbnail today
April 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I ugly laughed for like 20 minutes at this YouTube thumbnail today