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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
Northern lice?
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Northern lice?
Administration contemplating stiff new tariffs on Northern Lights.
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Administration contemplating stiff new tariffs on Northern Lights.
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
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Chilling vision of the future: The year is 3215. The condiment wars that consumed more than 1,000 years of life on earth have ended, & the planet has been rebuilt & resettled by an undulating layer of sentient ranch dressing.
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Chilling vision of the future: The year is 3215. The condiment wars that consumed more than 1,000 years of life on earth have ended, & the planet has been rebuilt & resettled by an undulating layer of sentient ranch dressing.
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
October 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
October 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
October 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
September 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
September 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
September 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
Weird they haven’t invented any new constellations in a long time.
August 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Weird they haven’t invented any new constellations in a long time.
Does everyone have chicken tikka masala in their eye right now or is it just me?
August 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Does everyone have chicken tikka masala in their eye right now or is it just me?
I am in my “I’m interesting mainly because my kids are interesting” era.
August 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I am in my “I’m interesting mainly because my kids are interesting” era.
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
August 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
The fake German word for when you are overzealously smelling scents of body wash at the store and end up with a nose full of soap is ubersqueezensoapstennoseoopsenfreude.
August 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The fake German word for when you are overzealously smelling scents of body wash at the store and end up with a nose full of soap is ubersqueezensoapstennoseoopsenfreude.
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
August 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
Slightly diminish a band: Bee Efs
Slightly diminish a band: Electric Light Ensemble
Slightly diminish a band: SMOOCH
August 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Bee Efs
Slightly diminish a band: Electric Light Ensemble
Slightly diminish a band: SMOOCH
The Autumn
August 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Electric Light Ensemble
Slightly diminish a band: SMOOCH
The Autumn
Slightly diminish a band: The Beatless
August 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Slightly diminish a band: SMOOCH
Porch pirates fly the Artful Dodger.
August 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Porch pirates fly the Artful Dodger.
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
August 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.