Martian she/her
@rocknrollmartian.bsky.social
living in San Antonio and don't fit in.
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Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights
JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you
Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you
Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
August 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights
JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you
Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you
Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
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Just an incredible collection of AI slop accounts, pay-to-play follow farmers, and wizened Clinton Machine minions rallying behind Newsom as he tries to get elected president in August of 2025 like a total goofball
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BREAKING: GAVIN NEWSOM SAVES THE ENTIRE F'N WORLD!!!
#GavinNewsom #DonaldTrump [some awful midjourney shit]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qjzrpzlcmir3bkss4b5nh6ox/bafkreih52kkoeffszk4j3tqyehvspy3k4c5v5pvyeulwxfui6ruu5hwsti@jpeg)
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GO NEWSOM!
Image[ with text that says:
Ted Cruz: "Gavin
Newsom is very Good at running away from the facts"
Newsom: "CANCUN CRUZ lecturing others about running away?
Buddy, maybe sit this one out."]
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So was Kamala, Hillary ....
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#Pinks
#ProudBlue
[AI slop of Newsom wearing a hat that says
NEWSOM WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERY THING]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qjzrpzlcmir3bkss4b5nh6ox/bafkreielg6nbahaf6w356uos7r5hfpmtkggsjvtneotusu7jc6j3gjgsme@jpeg)
August 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Just an incredible collection of AI slop accounts, pay-to-play follow farmers, and wizened Clinton Machine minions rallying behind Newsom as he tries to get elected president in August of 2025 like a total goofball
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Post a tree from your camera roll. I wanna see some cool trees.
This is a tree I saw in Nara, Japan last year.
This is a tree I saw in Nara, Japan last year.
January 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Post a tree from your camera roll. I wanna see some cool trees.
This is a tree I saw in Nara, Japan last year.
This is a tree I saw in Nara, Japan last year.
The only good thing about being unattractive to the opposite sex is not having to worry about being harassed online. It makes it harder to get hired, though.
March 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The only good thing about being unattractive to the opposite sex is not having to worry about being harassed online. It makes it harder to get hired, though.
We really need more third spaces for introverts that are open late, like libraries, art galleries, museums, and coffee shops that have bookstores in them. #urbanism
February 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
We really need more third spaces for introverts that are open late, like libraries, art galleries, museums, and coffee shops that have bookstores in them. #urbanism
I don't know why, but I have been getting a lot of spam calls recently.
February 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don't know why, but I have been getting a lot of spam calls recently.
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Bandcamp lets us keep 85% of revenue. That is the best rate of anybody out there. Over a period of about 15 years, I have taken home ~$3000. Every album is "pay what you want", so you all rock.
If you bought an album for $5 then you gave me more than streaming the whole album ~300 times.
If you bought an album for $5 then you gave me more than streaming the whole album ~300 times.
February 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Bandcamp lets us keep 85% of revenue. That is the best rate of anybody out there. Over a period of about 15 years, I have taken home ~$3000. Every album is "pay what you want", so you all rock.
If you bought an album for $5 then you gave me more than streaming the whole album ~300 times.
If you bought an album for $5 then you gave me more than streaming the whole album ~300 times.
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
February 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I just remembered that there were Twin Peaks coffee commercials in Japan
February 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I just remembered that there were Twin Peaks coffee commercials in Japan
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Amidst the firehose of awful news coming out of the U.S., a friend in Portugal sent me this. Every little reason to crack a smile is appreciated!
@missphoebex.bsky.social & @hyperrex.bsky.social will probably appreciate this one, too!
@missphoebex.bsky.social & @hyperrex.bsky.social will probably appreciate this one, too!
January 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Amidst the firehose of awful news coming out of the U.S., a friend in Portugal sent me this. Every little reason to crack a smile is appreciated!
@missphoebex.bsky.social & @hyperrex.bsky.social will probably appreciate this one, too!
@missphoebex.bsky.social & @hyperrex.bsky.social will probably appreciate this one, too!
Not only does Bumble suck for dating, it's crap at making friends on the BFF part. If I wanted one-sided conversation, I would just stick to social media
January 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Not only does Bumble suck for dating, it's crap at making friends on the BFF part. If I wanted one-sided conversation, I would just stick to social media
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The email address is DEIAtruth@opm.gov. It would be a shame if people were to flood it with bogus spam emails and render it useless.
January 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The email address is DEIAtruth@opm.gov. It would be a shame if people were to flood it with bogus spam emails and render it useless.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but:
Don't microwave grapes.
Don't.
Jesus don't do it you idiot.
Don't microwave grapes.
Don't.
Jesus don't do it you idiot.
January 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but:
Don't microwave grapes.
Don't.
Jesus don't do it you idiot.
Don't microwave grapes.
Don't.
Jesus don't do it you idiot.
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ain't that a mood
January 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
ain't that a mood
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I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.
January 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.
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Mexico City is currently blessed with beautiful snow capped Popocatepetl and Iztaccihuatl. Snow occurred in Tenochtitlan, and there's even a record of a proper blizzard. #cdmx #nieve #tenochtitlan
January 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Mexico City is currently blessed with beautiful snow capped Popocatepetl and Iztaccihuatl. Snow occurred in Tenochtitlan, and there's even a record of a proper blizzard. #cdmx #nieve #tenochtitlan
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Note that this is an independent developer building this. But that's very cool. This is what an open network enables.
January 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Note that this is an independent developer building this. But that's very cool. This is what an open network enables.
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Listen, fuckers: for your next financial bubble after "AI," can you go fucking ruin another industry for a change? Like, breakfast cereal or toilet bowl cleaner or something.
Stop fucking with the computers, please. We're goddamn tired of it, you sociopaths.
Stop fucking with the computers, please. We're goddamn tired of it, you sociopaths.
January 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Listen, fuckers: for your next financial bubble after "AI," can you go fucking ruin another industry for a change? Like, breakfast cereal or toilet bowl cleaner or something.
Stop fucking with the computers, please. We're goddamn tired of it, you sociopaths.
Stop fucking with the computers, please. We're goddamn tired of it, you sociopaths.
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Now that it is tax season I remind everyone:
DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.
THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.
Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...
DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.
THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.
Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...
IRS Free File: Do your taxes for free | Internal Revenue Service
Prepare and file your federal income tax return online for free. File at an IRS partner site with the IRS Free File Program or use Free File Fillable Forms. It's safe, easy and no cost to you.
www.irs.gov
January 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Now that it is tax season I remind everyone:
DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.
THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.
Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...
DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.
THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.
Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...
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Jim Henson’s Commercials for Wilkins Coffee: 15 Twisted Minutes of Muppet Coffee Ads (1957–1961)
Jim Henson’s Commercials for Wilkins Coffee: 15 Twisted Minutes of Muppet Coffee Ads (1957–1961)
Drink our coffee. Or else. That's the message of these curiously sadistic TV commercials produced by Jim Henson between 1957 and 1961.
Henson made 179 ten-second spots for Wilkins Coffee, a regional ...
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January 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Jim Henson’s Commercials for Wilkins Coffee: 15 Twisted Minutes of Muppet Coffee Ads (1957–1961)
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I don’t know how to better explain to people that you don’t actually need to argue with every dumbass who replies to you, you can simply block them, you are not changing hearts and minds here, it’s pure spectacle, it’s an affront to the concepts of time and energy, these people are not your peers
January 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I don’t know how to better explain to people that you don’t actually need to argue with every dumbass who replies to you, you can simply block them, you are not changing hearts and minds here, it’s pure spectacle, it’s an affront to the concepts of time and energy, these people are not your peers
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How to Protect Yourself From Wildfire Smoke www.teenvogue.com/story/how-to...
How to Protect Yourself From Wildfire Smoke
You may be at risk even if you're nowhere near a fire.
www.teenvogue.com
January 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
How to Protect Yourself From Wildfire Smoke www.teenvogue.com/story/how-to...