Lordy… she’s going full Kevin Sorbo.

Schrödinger’s economy: absolutely truly the bigly best, but also bad enough to give him emergency power to apply tariffs willy-nilly without congressional approval.

I guess there’s not much need for fitness when your sole “job” is tackling someone’s abuelita.

Two weaves. About a mile apart, on opposite sides of the median.

I reported a comment for explicitly using the N-word, and was told it didn’t violate community standards. I have zero faith in that website to do the right thing.

Full disclosure: I’m not familiar with the cake, and had to Google because it looked like spaghetti, and my soul went, “no no no don’t let spaghetti cake be a thing.”

Yeah, we’re all done here, champ. I’m looking forward to deleting my replies after your pest account is disintegrated.

Holy shit, you’re so starved for attention, it took you 12 minutes of being summarily brushed off to come wandering back with another emoji parade? What a sad little dork.

Cry more about it with your 3-hour old account, sea lion.

Show me who said that my mourning Jimmy Carter was “illusory and illogical.” I just wanna talk.

I don’t remember where I saw it or who said it first, but I read someone say something along the lines of Stephen Miller got into politics because he’s too weak to strangle sex workers, and I think of it every time I see an image of him.