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@rockefeller.bsky.social
rpg enjoyer, skull collector, monster factory.
krill pfp art by @wurmmeat
krill pfp art by @wurmmeat
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@rockefeller.bsky.social
· May 18
sharing some of the coolest artwork i've collected of my D&D characters over the years:
Richard Dickerson by @tessquibbs.bsky.social and @prosodi.bsky.social
Mr. Krill by @wurmmeat.bsky.social
Philomena by @fionacreates.bsky.social
Richard Dickerson by @tessquibbs.bsky.social and @prosodi.bsky.social
Mr. Krill by @wurmmeat.bsky.social
Philomena by @fionacreates.bsky.social
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
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ok so its the witcher geralt but what if we made him look like a professional lifeguard or maybe the second cutest guy in a boyband
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
ok so its the witcher geralt but what if we made him look like a professional lifeguard or maybe the second cutest guy in a boyband
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
rules provide scaffolding for stakes to feel dangerous and victories to feel earned. it all boils down to finding a table that shares your play preferences, but for me, why would you want to play D&D if not to play D&D?
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
rules provide scaffolding for stakes to feel dangerous and victories to feel earned. it all boils down to finding a table that shares your play preferences, but for me, why would you want to play D&D if not to play D&D?
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am i scanning correctly that clippy 2 is a droplet of piss
October 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
am i scanning correctly that clippy 2 is a droplet of piss
I have one very serious complaint about cloudward ho and it's that the model they used for courtney's miniature is clearly an adult tyrannosaurus rex they shrank down to juvenile size. did they think we wouldn't notice? did they think i wouldn't notice???
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I have one very serious complaint about cloudward ho and it's that the model they used for courtney's miniature is clearly an adult tyrannosaurus rex they shrank down to juvenile size. did they think we wouldn't notice? did they think i wouldn't notice???
lanifir’marun, a villain from our current campaign.
October 21, 2025 at 7:56 AM
lanifir’marun, a villain from our current campaign.
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Love the way an awesome collector in Austin had this original framed with the raw edges visible. Always so cool to see how people frame and hang my works.
October 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Love the way an awesome collector in Austin had this original framed with the raw edges visible. Always so cool to see how people frame and hang my works.
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He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
forced to crack twitter open, hot ones style ears ringing double vision choked cough at the vitriol
October 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
forced to crack twitter open, hot ones style ears ringing double vision choked cough at the vitriol
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"𝖄𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖆 𝖓𝖊𝖊𝖉 𝖆 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝖇𝖔𝖆𝖙."
Finally revealing my illustration featured in the #Jaws 50th anniversary artbook by @printedinblood .
I wanted to create an illustration that replicated the mythical sea monsters featured in acient maps.
#jawsartbook #stevenspielberg #ilustration #movieposter
Finally revealing my illustration featured in the #Jaws 50th anniversary artbook by @printedinblood .
I wanted to create an illustration that replicated the mythical sea monsters featured in acient maps.
#jawsartbook #stevenspielberg #ilustration #movieposter
October 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"𝖄𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖆 𝖓𝖊𝖊𝖉 𝖆 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝖇𝖔𝖆𝖙."
Finally revealing my illustration featured in the #Jaws 50th anniversary artbook by @printedinblood .
I wanted to create an illustration that replicated the mythical sea monsters featured in acient maps.
#jawsartbook #stevenspielberg #ilustration #movieposter
Finally revealing my illustration featured in the #Jaws 50th anniversary artbook by @printedinblood .
I wanted to create an illustration that replicated the mythical sea monsters featured in acient maps.
#jawsartbook #stevenspielberg #ilustration #movieposter
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Late Afternoon Light ~ Cyril Cox, 1958
September 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Late Afternoon Light ~ Cyril Cox, 1958
automatically saying “thank you” to everything and suddenly hearing the automatic “you’re welcome” back after being away from the south for a while is a trip
September 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
automatically saying “thank you” to everything and suddenly hearing the automatic “you’re welcome” back after being away from the south for a while is a trip
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September 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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September 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Guy who shrieked about tyranny when they closed Applebees during a pandemic: Mr President sir I saw a homeless man downtown today please send in the 82nd Airborne
September 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Guy who shrieked about tyranny when they closed Applebees during a pandemic: Mr President sir I saw a homeless man downtown today please send in the 82nd Airborne
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Like the old quote goes, anyone who would give up their liberty in exchange for security will live happily ever after, both free and safe
September 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Like the old quote goes, anyone who would give up their liberty in exchange for security will live happily ever after, both free and safe
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imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
August 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter