Rocharzard
@rocharzard.bsky.social
Software developer (the first step is admitting you have a problem).
He/him
He/him
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@hankgreen.bsky.social it’s once again your time to shine.
What lies on its back, a hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede
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A dead centipede
For much better dad jokes than that, go and follow all ten of the people in this starter pack (who posted my favourite groaners yesterday). And if you want to be in my next starter pack, just reply to this with your best dad joke...
December 8, 2024 at 9:35 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social it’s once again your time to shine.
@ittybittyskitty.bsky.social please enjoy a sampling of paint chip collages & a watercolor, featuring a very sleepy & warm Copernicus.
December 8, 2024 at 9:01 PM
@ittybittyskitty.bsky.social please enjoy a sampling of paint chip collages & a watercolor, featuring a very sleepy & warm Copernicus.
Necking oligarchs is a lot like eating Pringles; once you pop you can’t just stop.
December 8, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Necking oligarchs is a lot like eating Pringles; once you pop you can’t just stop.
skit, skit, pass; them’s the rules.
December 8, 2024 at 6:37 AM
skit, skit, pass; them’s the rules.
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You can hate on “Baby it’s Cold Outside” all you want but my least favorite is “Rudolf.” It’s about an atypical being rejected by his peers until he is deemed a useful commodity by an authority figure and then lauded.
Fuck you, reindeer.
Fuck you, reindeer.
December 8, 2024 at 12:04 AM
You can hate on “Baby it’s Cold Outside” all you want but my least favorite is “Rudolf.” It’s about an atypical being rejected by his peers until he is deemed a useful commodity by an authority figure and then lauded.
Fuck you, reindeer.
Fuck you, reindeer.
The heralds of dark roast
Having a coffee with the charming Matthew Porretta at the iconic Grand Central Station in New York City.
December 8, 2024 at 6:08 AM
The heralds of dark roast
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Here's my opinion about Hunter Biden
Oh look Taylor is wearing a Santa hat
Oh look Taylor is wearing a Santa hat
December 2, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Here's my opinion about Hunter Biden
Oh look Taylor is wearing a Santa hat
Oh look Taylor is wearing a Santa hat
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this is your annual reminder that The Lord of the Rings is a Christmas movie
December 1, 2024 at 3:10 PM
this is your annual reminder that The Lord of the Rings is a Christmas movie
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my new yorker writer wife wants us to get counseling. she’s saying i never coöperate
December 1, 2024 at 5:20 AM
my new yorker writer wife wants us to get counseling. she’s saying i never coöperate
Ideal first post material
December 1, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Ideal first post material