The Notorious ROY G BIV
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Freelance Writer: Late Show w/ David Letterman, etc. | Reasonably enthusiastic brand ambassador for Toughskins jeans | Slobberin' Citizen
But...but...he took his $400 million inheritance and and... turned it into 3 billion dollars in debt 😂 #magalogic
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
But...but...he took his $400 million inheritance and and... turned it into 3 billion dollars in debt 😂 #magalogic
The secret nepo handshake
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The secret nepo handshake
Megyn is thirsty for her fleeting five seconds of annual fame.
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Megyn is thirsty for her fleeting five seconds of annual fame.
Swearing in the newest GOP House members ("you gotta to vote no on that files thing if you want a Lunchable!")
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Swearing in the newest GOP House members ("you gotta to vote no on that files thing if you want a Lunchable!")
Maroon 5'10"
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Maroon 5'10"
Flabby Road
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Flabby Road
Did he cadge those oversized brown shoes off a stiff?
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Did he cadge those oversized brown shoes off a stiff?
Relief bitcher
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Relief bitcher
Quarter-Pounder Back
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Quarter-Pounder Back