The Notorious ROY G BIV
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Freelance Writer: Late Show w/ David Letterman, etc. | Reasonably enthusiastic brand ambassador for Toughskins jeans | Slobberin' Citizen
Be a Pepper
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Be a Pepper
The license plate should read "83 IF" #PaulMcCartney
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The license plate should read "83 IF" #PaulMcCartney
Am guessing the owner of this sleek and sophisticated vehicle was walking into Publix wearing pajama bottoms because he doesn't have any money left over for trousers #IncelWagon
October 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Am guessing the owner of this sleek and sophisticated vehicle was walking into Publix wearing pajama bottoms because he doesn't have any money left over for trousers #IncelWagon
The Splatmobole
October 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The Splatmobole
"Live long and prosper." Mr. Spork
September 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"Live long and prosper." Mr. Spork
Now it all makes sense
September 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Now it all makes sense
New phablet
September 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
New phablet
TFW you eat one pizza roll too many on Friday night...
September 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
TFW you eat one pizza roll too many on Friday night...
Matt Prater celebrates after kicking the game-winning field goal in Orchard Park tonight #Bills #BuffaloBills #Ravens #MattPrater
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Matt Prater celebrates after kicking the game-winning field goal in Orchard Park tonight #Bills #BuffaloBills #Ravens #MattPrater
Goats eating kudzu? Shocking!
September 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Goats eating kudzu? Shocking!
If you need something done, give it to a Busey person.
August 31, 2025 at 8:30 AM
If you need something done, give it to a Busey person.
Tonight's edition of "Muffin or Chihuahua?"
August 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Tonight's edition of "Muffin or Chihuahua?"
Borrowed from a former college classmate's page... #RememberBowlingGreen
June 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Borrowed from a former college classmate's page... #RememberBowlingGreen
Finally said goodbye to my favorite bar tape ever
June 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Finally said goodbye to my favorite bar tape ever
No way he can actually play that guitar. I mean, he got sent to reform school after punching his music teacher in the mouth, for god's sake...
June 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
No way he can actually play that guitar. I mean, he got sent to reform school after punching his music teacher in the mouth, for god's sake...
w/ my old friend Scott at our 40-year HS reunion Saturday #ClassOf1985 #WeOld
June 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
w/ my old friend Scott at our 40-year HS reunion Saturday #ClassOf1985 #WeOld
Brian Wilson and his band (including Al Jardine) @ Chastain Park amphitheater in Atlanta, 2013 (fantastic double bill with Jeff Beck) #BrianWilson #RIPBrianWilson #BeachBoys #EndlessSummer
June 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Brian Wilson and his band (including Al Jardine) @ Chastain Park amphitheater in Atlanta, 2013 (fantastic double bill with Jeff Beck) #BrianWilson #RIPBrianWilson #BeachBoys #EndlessSummer
On the bulletin board backstage at the Orpheum Theater in Phoenix
June 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
On the bulletin board backstage at the Orpheum Theater in Phoenix
"John Jacob Seigenthaler..."
May 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"John Jacob Seigenthaler..."
I did not realize Hugh Grant has taken up guitar
May 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I did not realize Hugh Grant has taken up guitar