Rob Telford
@robtelford.bsky.social
Software architect, photographer, bass player, Londoner
Hair is all author's own
Hair is all author's own
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I saw this and had to check it was real - it is!
https://www.ltmuseum.co.uk/collections/collections-online/posters/item/1983-4-601
https://www.ltmuseum.co.uk/collections/collections-online/posters/item/1983-4-601
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I saw this and had to check it was real - it is!
https://www.ltmuseum.co.uk/collections/collections-online/posters/item/1983-4-601
https://www.ltmuseum.co.uk/collections/collections-online/posters/item/1983-4-601
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Perfectly normal Saturday afternoon in Bermondsey, yes
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Perfectly normal Saturday afternoon in Bermondsey, yes
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We are at the @thebugle.bsky.social 18th birthday live show!
October 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We are at the @thebugle.bsky.social 18th birthday live show!
The Tubs headlined the Gob Nation All-Dayer at The Dome in Tufnell Park yesterday
#photography #London #music
#photography #London #music
October 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The Tubs headlined the Gob Nation All-Dayer at The Dome in Tufnell Park yesterday
#photography #London #music
#photography #London #music
A very special gig aboard The Golden Hinde in Southwark last night
The one and only @robynhitchcock.bsky.social, joined for a few songs by @emmaswiftsings.bsky.social (including a couple from Perspex Island, which made me particularly happy)
#photography #music #London
The one and only @robynhitchcock.bsky.social, joined for a few songs by @emmaswiftsings.bsky.social (including a couple from Perspex Island, which made me particularly happy)
#photography #music #London
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
A very special gig aboard The Golden Hinde in Southwark last night
The one and only @robynhitchcock.bsky.social, joined for a few songs by @emmaswiftsings.bsky.social (including a couple from Perspex Island, which made me particularly happy)
#photography #music #London
The one and only @robynhitchcock.bsky.social, joined for a few songs by @emmaswiftsings.bsky.social (including a couple from Perspex Island, which made me particularly happy)
#photography #music #London
‘Killer tornado’ in northern Paris 😳
🌪️ Une tornade soudaine a frappé le nord de Paris lundi, renversant trois grues, arrachant des toits et faisant un mort et neuf blessés ⤵️
October 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
‘Killer tornado’ in northern Paris 😳
Stunning performance from @emmaswiftsings.bsky.social at The Troubadour in London last night, with a support and guest appearance by her other half @robynhitchcock.bsky.social
#photography #music #London
#photography #music #London
October 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Stunning performance from @emmaswiftsings.bsky.social at The Troubadour in London last night, with a support and guest appearance by her other half @robynhitchcock.bsky.social
#photography #music #London
#photography #music #London
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
5
Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
6
Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
7
Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
8
Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
9
Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
10
woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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At The Bedford in Balham this afternoon for some recordings of @wheezingpod.bsky.social and @smershpod.com, with everyone on top form - thanks guys!
#photography #London #podcast
#photography #London #podcast
October 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
At The Bedford in Balham this afternoon for some recordings of @wheezingpod.bsky.social and @smershpod.com, with everyone on top form - thanks guys!
#photography #London #podcast
#photography #London #podcast
The Robbie McIntosh Band at @soundloungecio.bsky.social yesterday evening
Such a great collection of talent; it was our third time seeing them here
Such a great collection of talent; it was our third time seeing them here
October 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
The Robbie McIntosh Band at @soundloungecio.bsky.social yesterday evening
Such a great collection of talent; it was our third time seeing them here
Such a great collection of talent; it was our third time seeing them here
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Bruce Davidson's pics in Ebbw Vale, as posted by @desdelboy.bsky.social recently, and my trip to those same streets. Iirc, the original spot was identified by @robtelford.bsky.social. Davidson worked in colour and black and white, and I suspect set up most of the shots. Sandra Mears pictured
October 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Bruce Davidson's pics in Ebbw Vale, as posted by @desdelboy.bsky.social recently, and my trip to those same streets. Iirc, the original spot was identified by @robtelford.bsky.social. Davidson worked in colour and black and white, and I suspect set up most of the shots. Sandra Mears pictured
Dunno why I can't help but think of the Austin Allegro when looking at this CNN weather map
October 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Dunno why I can't help but think of the Austin Allegro when looking at this CNN weather map
Last night at @soundloungecio.bsky.social in Sutton, a welcome return by @chrisdiffordlyrics.bsky.social, ably assisted by Melvin Duffy and Andy Caine
#photography #music #London
#photography #music #London
October 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Last night at @soundloungecio.bsky.social in Sutton, a welcome return by @chrisdiffordlyrics.bsky.social, ably assisted by Melvin Duffy and Andy Caine
#photography #music #London
#photography #music #London
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Here it is, the (epic!) video for our new single 'Blazing Zombies' - released today. Undead Guitars rise from the ashes of Red Guitars!
Hope you enjoy it. 👻💀
Bandcamp link: undeadguitars.bandcamp.com/track/blazin...
youtu.be/JkqYeJ28XlU #redguitars
Hope you enjoy it. 👻💀
Bandcamp link: undeadguitars.bandcamp.com/track/blazin...
youtu.be/JkqYeJ28XlU #redguitars
Blazing Zombies (Official Video)
YouTube video by Undead Guitars (formerly Red Guitars)
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Here it is, the (epic!) video for our new single 'Blazing Zombies' - released today. Undead Guitars rise from the ashes of Red Guitars!
Hope you enjoy it. 👻💀
Bandcamp link: undeadguitars.bandcamp.com/track/blazin...
youtu.be/JkqYeJ28XlU #redguitars
Hope you enjoy it. 👻💀
Bandcamp link: undeadguitars.bandcamp.com/track/blazin...
youtu.be/JkqYeJ28XlU #redguitars
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London show: October 20 @troubadourldn.bsky.social
This is my only UK gig for the year so if you’re in town, please come! ❤️
www.ticketweb.uk/event/emma-s...
This is my only UK gig for the year so if you’re in town, please come! ❤️
www.ticketweb.uk/event/emma-s...
www.ticketweb.uk
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
London show: October 20 @troubadourldn.bsky.social
This is my only UK gig for the year so if you’re in town, please come! ❤️
www.ticketweb.uk/event/emma-s...
This is my only UK gig for the year so if you’re in town, please come! ❤️
www.ticketweb.uk/event/emma-s...
Colonnade: Musée du Louvre, Paris, France
Claude Perrault, Louis Le Vau & Charles Le Brun, 1667-1670
#photography #architecture #Paris #France
Claude Perrault, Louis Le Vau & Charles Le Brun, 1667-1670
#photography #architecture #Paris #France
October 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Colonnade: Musée du Louvre, Paris, France
Claude Perrault, Louis Le Vau & Charles Le Brun, 1667-1670
#photography #architecture #Paris #France
Claude Perrault, Louis Le Vau & Charles Le Brun, 1667-1670
#photography #architecture #Paris #France
CNIT, La Défense, Paris, France
Jean de Mailly, Robert Camelot and Bernard Zehrfuss; engineering by Nicolas Esquillan. Completed 1958
#photography #architecture #Paris #France
Jean de Mailly, Robert Camelot and Bernard Zehrfuss; engineering by Nicolas Esquillan. Completed 1958
#photography #architecture #Paris #France
October 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
CNIT, La Défense, Paris, France
Jean de Mailly, Robert Camelot and Bernard Zehrfuss; engineering by Nicolas Esquillan. Completed 1958
#photography #architecture #Paris #France
Jean de Mailly, Robert Camelot and Bernard Zehrfuss; engineering by Nicolas Esquillan. Completed 1958
#photography #architecture #Paris #France
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It's time for the last chapter of 'Hull's River Bridges'. Have you heard about the plan to impound the River Hull? Find out here: openbridgeshull.com/2025/10/03/4...
#Hull #Bridges #HODS #OpenBridges @HullMaritime @Hullhistorynews @hull_libraries
#Hull #Bridges #HODS #OpenBridges @HullMaritime @Hullhistorynews @hull_libraries
42 The Future – in 1945
Hull’s River Bridges: The Impounding of the River Hull – Lutyens & Abercrombie A Plan for the City and County of Kingston Upon Hull “The River Hull is just as important …
openbridgeshull.com
October 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
It's time for the last chapter of 'Hull's River Bridges'. Have you heard about the plan to impound the River Hull? Find out here: openbridgeshull.com/2025/10/03/4...
#Hull #Bridges #HODS #OpenBridges @HullMaritime @Hullhistorynews @hull_libraries
#Hull #Bridges #HODS #OpenBridges @HullMaritime @Hullhistorynews @hull_libraries
36 years since I was first charmed by @tanyadonelly.bsky.social playing with Throwing Muses at the Mean Fiddler
Last night in Camden I was at the front again for @bellyofficial.bsky.social featuring the unstoppable force of nature that's @gfgofficial.bsky.social
#phtoography #music #London #Belly
Last night in Camden I was at the front again for @bellyofficial.bsky.social featuring the unstoppable force of nature that's @gfgofficial.bsky.social
#phtoography #music #London #Belly
October 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
36 years since I was first charmed by @tanyadonelly.bsky.social playing with Throwing Muses at the Mean Fiddler
Last night in Camden I was at the front again for @bellyofficial.bsky.social featuring the unstoppable force of nature that's @gfgofficial.bsky.social
#phtoography #music #London #Belly
Last night in Camden I was at the front again for @bellyofficial.bsky.social featuring the unstoppable force of nature that's @gfgofficial.bsky.social
#phtoography #music #London #Belly
This evening, I shall mostly be enjoying @tanyadonelly.bsky.social and Belly celebrate the 30th birthday of their album KING at the Electric Ballroom in Camden 😎
#music #London
#music #London
October 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This evening, I shall mostly be enjoying @tanyadonelly.bsky.social and Belly celebrate the 30th birthday of their album KING at the Electric Ballroom in Camden 😎
#music #London
#music #London
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There were 63 mass shootings in the United States during the month of July, 2025 (when this happened). The "potentially operable" guns were described as "display stands." apnews.com/article/kash...
FBI boss Kash Patel gave New Zealand officials 3D-printed guns illegal to possess under local laws
On a visit to New Zealand, FBI Director Kash Patel gave the country’s police and spy bosses gifts of inoperable pistols that were illegal to possess under local gun laws and had to be destroyed.
apnews.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
There were 63 mass shootings in the United States during the month of July, 2025 (when this happened). The "potentially operable" guns were described as "display stands." apnews.com/article/kash...