Jordan Brown 📝
@robotortoise.com
Writer, visual novel developer. 25+, she/her. Autistic. Occasionally, I use NSFW text, so no followers under 18, please. 🔞
Contact: jordan@robotortoise.com
Contact: jordan@robotortoise.com
Honestly, after Mario overtly told Bowser that his gorgeous art was trash, I think he does deserve to get his ass kicked by Bowser a little bit. Bowser is opening up to him and Mario can't even be emotionally appreciative to his friend's art. What a dick.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Honestly, after Mario overtly told Bowser that his gorgeous art was trash, I think he does deserve to get his ass kicked by Bowser a little bit. Bowser is opening up to him and Mario can't even be emotionally appreciative to his friend's art. What a dick.
This also confirms Bowser Jr., considering his icon is on the back, and it's kind of graffiti-like.
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This also confirms Bowser Jr., considering his icon is on the back, and it's kind of graffiti-like.
Here's a Shrek necklace I am wearing.
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Here's a Shrek necklace I am wearing.
I thought this was a Genshin Impact character for a sec. It's not.
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I thought this was a Genshin Impact character for a sec. It's not.
Thank you to @harris.zone for helping me get too many free McDonald's meals. The self checkout kiosks don't care if you do multiple promos as long as they're in seperate "orders" (if you click the checkout button and then log in again). Takes a few cycles, but I get entire meals for free!
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thank you to @harris.zone for helping me get too many free McDonald's meals. The self checkout kiosks don't care if you do multiple promos as long as they're in seperate "orders" (if you click the checkout button and then log in again). Takes a few cycles, but I get entire meals for free!
Thank you for incessantly screaming at me for half an hour while I was sleeping so I would pet you. I really appreciate it.
I guess it worked.
I guess it worked.
November 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Thank you for incessantly screaming at me for half an hour while I was sleeping so I would pet you. I really appreciate it.
I guess it worked.
I guess it worked.
I just jumped out of my seat when audio of me talking to my cat started autoplaying from Google Photos. Glad to know that the scariest thing to me is, indeed, me.
Pic of the cat
Pic of the cat
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I just jumped out of my seat when audio of me talking to my cat started autoplaying from Google Photos. Glad to know that the scariest thing to me is, indeed, me.
Pic of the cat
Pic of the cat
I got a snack for Sena the frog and a treat for Jordan the Human
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I got a snack for Sena the frog and a treat for Jordan the Human
The good news: I finished writing the first draft of my kinky sapphic romance visual novel. It is 127k words! Woo!
The bad news: I skipped over the sex scenes while writing it. I have them vaguely outlined, but now I need to write 13 sapphic/yuri sex scenes.
God help me for the lesbian mukbang
The bad news: I skipped over the sex scenes while writing it. I have them vaguely outlined, but now I need to write 13 sapphic/yuri sex scenes.
God help me for the lesbian mukbang
October 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The good news: I finished writing the first draft of my kinky sapphic romance visual novel. It is 127k words! Woo!
The bad news: I skipped over the sex scenes while writing it. I have them vaguely outlined, but now I need to write 13 sapphic/yuri sex scenes.
God help me for the lesbian mukbang
The bad news: I skipped over the sex scenes while writing it. I have them vaguely outlined, but now I need to write 13 sapphic/yuri sex scenes.
God help me for the lesbian mukbang
I thought it would at least be FUNNY bad. The funniest thing was that Dracula's assistant really wanted werewolf Shaggy.
I think Cats 2019 held my attention more
I think Cats 2019 held my attention more
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I thought it would at least be FUNNY bad. The funniest thing was that Dracula's assistant really wanted werewolf Shaggy.
I think Cats 2019 held my attention more
I think Cats 2019 held my attention more
A pretty boy that tries to kill himself on a startlingly regular basis
October 27, 2025 at 9:47 AM
A pretty boy that tries to kill himself on a startlingly regular basis
That's the AIR FRYER. It's HOT
October 27, 2025 at 9:43 AM
That's the AIR FRYER. It's HOT
Saw this cool guy outside my apartment. I tried tong feeding him a cricket but he got scared and flew a bit. What a handsome fellow!
A Mediterranean mantis, I think?
A Mediterranean mantis, I think?
October 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Saw this cool guy outside my apartment. I tried tong feeding him a cricket but he got scared and flew a bit. What a handsome fellow!
A Mediterranean mantis, I think?
A Mediterranean mantis, I think?
Mio update — she's still very cute
October 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Mio update — she's still very cute
Ah, so it's like this line in Majora's Mask
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Ah, so it's like this line in Majora's Mask
Today I learned Hex Maniac is a Pokémon character and not some horny OC. Huh.
I kept seeing fan art of them as older sexy women....
I kept seeing fan art of them as older sexy women....
October 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Today I learned Hex Maniac is a Pokémon character and not some horny OC. Huh.
I kept seeing fan art of them as older sexy women....
I kept seeing fan art of them as older sexy women....
I use the software Scrivener and split big scenes into a ton of small scenes. Also, I make lots and lots of notes. Even small supporting characters get big character sheets.
It helps my ADHD brain to have a lot of smaller scenes.
It helps my ADHD brain to have a lot of smaller scenes.
October 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I use the software Scrivener and split big scenes into a ton of small scenes. Also, I make lots and lots of notes. Even small supporting characters get big character sheets.
It helps my ADHD brain to have a lot of smaller scenes.
It helps my ADHD brain to have a lot of smaller scenes.
Feeling this right now. Staring at the document, my brain dead, and asking myself why the scene isn't working.
I just need to finish this draft, man. I need to finish one original script... it's almost done! I'm on chapter 13/14 so why can't it finish!!!
I just need to finish this draft, man. I need to finish one original script... it's almost done! I'm on chapter 13/14 so why can't it finish!!!
October 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Feeling this right now. Staring at the document, my brain dead, and asking myself why the scene isn't working.
I just need to finish this draft, man. I need to finish one original script... it's almost done! I'm on chapter 13/14 so why can't it finish!!!
I just need to finish this draft, man. I need to finish one original script... it's almost done! I'm on chapter 13/14 so why can't it finish!!!
The Bubsy 4D demo is just as fun as I was hoping! I was surprised how genuinely funny the dialogue and comedic timing was, too (even if they seem to be missing some commas, but that may be just style?)
Highly recommend the demo! #Bubsy4D
Highly recommend the demo! #Bubsy4D
October 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Bubsy 4D demo is just as fun as I was hoping! I was surprised how genuinely funny the dialogue and comedic timing was, too (even if they seem to be missing some commas, but that may be just style?)
Highly recommend the demo! #Bubsy4D
Highly recommend the demo! #Bubsy4D
Psst, I'd @ you about this if I could, but your bluesky account shows invalid handle!
October 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Psst, I'd @ you about this if I could, but your bluesky account shows invalid handle!
YAY! Updating Naninovel fixed it!
October 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
YAY! Updating Naninovel fixed it!
Having fun with this Unity CVE thingy.
Well, "fun". ""FUN"".
Well, "fun". ""FUN"".
October 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Having fun with this Unity CVE thingy.
Well, "fun". ""FUN"".
Well, "fun". ""FUN"".
I had this happen when I had two cats and tried to get Mio, a former stray, adopted out.
....I adopted her out to myself. Whoops.
....I adopted her out to myself. Whoops.
October 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I had this happen when I had two cats and tried to get Mio, a former stray, adopted out.
....I adopted her out to myself. Whoops.
....I adopted her out to myself. Whoops.
Finally hung up this SpongeBob SquarePants Movie press kit. I dumped/scanned it for the Internet Archive and didn't really know what to do after, so it is now in my hallway.
October 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Finally hung up this SpongeBob SquarePants Movie press kit. I dumped/scanned it for the Internet Archive and didn't really know what to do after, so it is now in my hallway.
Sometimes I forget how beautiful she is
October 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Sometimes I forget how beautiful she is