Jordan Brown 📝
@robotortoise.com
Writer, visual novel developer. 25+, she/her. Autistic. Occasionally, I use NSFW text, so no followers under 18, please. 🔞
Contact: jordan@robotortoise.com
Contact: jordan@robotortoise.com
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Jordan Brown 📝
@robotortoise.com
· Jan 1
The worst day of the anxious Piper's life was when she accidentally swapped bodies with the cool, confident hero Kamea. Enjoy this quick excerpt from Swapped Flames, a sapphic bodyswap romance 18+ visual novel.
A demo is planned to release in a few months.
More to come, and happy New Year's!
A demo is planned to release in a few months.
More to come, and happy New Year's!
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🏋️♂️GAME ANNOUNCEMENT🏋️♂️
Muscle Bluff Prison is a narrative-driven prison bodybuilding sim where you grow your muscles, build your aura, and face off against inmates and build alliances to survive inside.
💪Wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/4327070
Please RT!
#visualnovel #bodybuilding #indiegame
Muscle Bluff Prison is a narrative-driven prison bodybuilding sim where you grow your muscles, build your aura, and face off against inmates and build alliances to survive inside.
💪Wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/4327070
Please RT!
#visualnovel #bodybuilding #indiegame
February 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
🏋️♂️GAME ANNOUNCEMENT🏋️♂️
Muscle Bluff Prison is a narrative-driven prison bodybuilding sim where you grow your muscles, build your aura, and face off against inmates and build alliances to survive inside.
💪Wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/4327070
Please RT!
#visualnovel #bodybuilding #indiegame
Muscle Bluff Prison is a narrative-driven prison bodybuilding sim where you grow your muscles, build your aura, and face off against inmates and build alliances to survive inside.
💪Wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/4327070
Please RT!
#visualnovel #bodybuilding #indiegame
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My #MVNA project is released! It comes with many art assets by wonderful artists to make immersive particle effects right away. I spent far too much time adding all sorts of movement options and customization to it, so it would mean a lot if you checked it out!
feniksdev.itch.io/immersive-pa...
feniksdev.itch.io/immersive-pa...
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
My #MVNA project is released! It comes with many art assets by wonderful artists to make immersive particle effects right away. I spent far too much time adding all sorts of movement options and customization to it, so it would mean a lot if you checked it out!
feniksdev.itch.io/immersive-pa...
feniksdev.itch.io/immersive-pa...
Yesterday was the first day since 2024 that I haven't written or worked on a visual novel at all. It was weird. Writing and video games have been basically my only hobby since — god, college? So that's 2016?
I think I need to start going to classes or something....
I think I need to start going to classes or something....
February 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Yesterday was the first day since 2024 that I haven't written or worked on a visual novel at all. It was weird. Writing and video games have been basically my only hobby since — god, college? So that's 2016?
I think I need to start going to classes or something....
I think I need to start going to classes or something....
I bought Heart of the Woods because it's on sale for $7.99 USD and I needed something for my flight. I have learned a few things:
- Sapphics can get laid if they have a wingwoman bestie
- Ghosts are cute
- I squeal more at romance than I do at sex scenes
store.steampowered.com/app/844660/H...
- Sapphics can get laid if they have a wingwoman bestie
- Ghosts are cute
- I squeal more at romance than I do at sex scenes
store.steampowered.com/app/844660/H...
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I bought Heart of the Woods because it's on sale for $7.99 USD and I needed something for my flight. I have learned a few things:
- Sapphics can get laid if they have a wingwoman bestie
- Ghosts are cute
- I squeal more at romance than I do at sex scenes
store.steampowered.com/app/844660/H...
- Sapphics can get laid if they have a wingwoman bestie
- Ghosts are cute
- I squeal more at romance than I do at sex scenes
store.steampowered.com/app/844660/H...
There's so many statues of big imposing figures and strange architecture, and everyone is honking.
What is this place....
What is this place....
February 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
There's so many statues of big imposing figures and strange architecture, and everyone is honking.
What is this place....
What is this place....
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if you want to support visual novel devs:
- wishlist our games on Steam
- leave reviews / ratings for them on store platforms
- tell friends about our games
- recommend them to streamers to play
- share posts on social media
- tell a developer you enjoy their work
- wishlist our games on Steam
- leave reviews / ratings for them on store platforms
- tell friends about our games
- recommend them to streamers to play
- share posts on social media
- tell a developer you enjoy their work
December 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
if you want to support visual novel devs:
- wishlist our games on Steam
- leave reviews / ratings for them on store platforms
- tell friends about our games
- recommend them to streamers to play
- share posts on social media
- tell a developer you enjoy their work
- wishlist our games on Steam
- leave reviews / ratings for them on store platforms
- tell friends about our games
- recommend them to streamers to play
- share posts on social media
- tell a developer you enjoy their work
I asked the staff of a game/movie store if I could take photos of their shop for a game I'm making. I then clarified it's a visual novel and they said "I know."
Do.... Do I look like a visual novel developer? What does that mean...?
Do.... Do I look like a visual novel developer? What does that mean...?
February 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I asked the staff of a game/movie store if I could take photos of their shop for a game I'm making. I then clarified it's a visual novel and they said "I know."
Do.... Do I look like a visual novel developer? What does that mean...?
Do.... Do I look like a visual novel developer? What does that mean...?
The cats don't want me to go to Chicago and lick the bean
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The cats don't want me to go to Chicago and lick the bean
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I didn't forget lunch just so you could steal my dinner
February 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I didn't forget lunch just so you could steal my dinner
Do you think a store viewing history can say "I'm a lesbian" more than this
January 31, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Do you think a store viewing history can say "I'm a lesbian" more than this
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Going to play this shit out of this game.
January 31, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Going to play this shit out of this game.
LIGHTNING ROUND (because I forgot to post more oops)
Dahlia by Crystal Game Works! Really impressive and cute with multiple paths. Short, but incredible staging, and done in under 36 hours.
Link: crystalgameworks.itch.io/dahlia
Dahlia by Crystal Game Works! Really impressive and cute with multiple paths. Short, but incredible staging, and done in under 36 hours.
Link: crystalgameworks.itch.io/dahlia
January 29, 2026 at 11:10 PM
LIGHTNING ROUND (because I forgot to post more oops)
Dahlia by Crystal Game Works! Really impressive and cute with multiple paths. Short, but incredible staging, and done in under 36 hours.
Link: crystalgameworks.itch.io/dahlia
Dahlia by Crystal Game Works! Really impressive and cute with multiple paths. Short, but incredible staging, and done in under 36 hours.
Link: crystalgameworks.itch.io/dahlia
I decided to descale my espresso machine.
There's gotta be a more efficient way to do this
There's gotta be a more efficient way to do this
January 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I decided to descale my espresso machine.
There's gotta be a more efficient way to do this
There's gotta be a more efficient way to do this
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It's never too late
- to reply to the message you forgot
- to call back if you missed a call
- to get into a hobby
- to leave a situation etc. etc.
Also only apologize for things you did wrong or if you hurt someone. Over-apologizing can make you feel worse about yourself
- to reply to the message you forgot
- to call back if you missed a call
- to get into a hobby
- to leave a situation etc. etc.
Also only apologize for things you did wrong or if you hurt someone. Over-apologizing can make you feel worse about yourself
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 12:51 AM
It's never too late
- to reply to the message you forgot
- to call back if you missed a call
- to get into a hobby
- to leave a situation etc. etc.
Also only apologize for things you did wrong or if you hurt someone. Over-apologizing can make you feel worse about yourself
- to reply to the message you forgot
- to call back if you missed a call
- to get into a hobby
- to leave a situation etc. etc.
Also only apologize for things you did wrong or if you hurt someone. Over-apologizing can make you feel worse about yourself
I fixed the text rendering
January 27, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I fixed the text rendering
I've realized lately that I say "that was really funny" as a replacement for "that was kind of pathetic". For example, the other day I said that it was very funny that I forgot to eat all day.
I'm not sure if this realization was really funny or kind of pathetic.
I'm not sure if this realization was really funny or kind of pathetic.
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I've realized lately that I say "that was really funny" as a replacement for "that was kind of pathetic". For example, the other day I said that it was very funny that I forgot to eat all day.
I'm not sure if this realization was really funny or kind of pathetic.
I'm not sure if this realization was really funny or kind of pathetic.
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I want to reach into his mouth for the popcorn and be able to feel a realistic throat while I do it
January 25, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I want to reach into his mouth for the popcorn and be able to feel a realistic throat while I do it
Why the are they babies. What. I know it's a Yoshi's Island reference, obviously, but why? Anyway, the trailer looks okay! I think the novelty of a Mario movie has worn off a bit for me. I'm sure it'll be enjoyable in theaters.
I hope they manufacture a just disgusting Yoshi popcorn bucket.
I hope they manufacture a just disgusting Yoshi popcorn bucket.
January 25, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Why the are they babies. What. I know it's a Yoshi's Island reference, obviously, but why? Anyway, the trailer looks okay! I think the novelty of a Mario movie has worn off a bit for me. I'm sure it'll be enjoyable in theaters.
I hope they manufacture a just disgusting Yoshi popcorn bucket.
I hope they manufacture a just disgusting Yoshi popcorn bucket.
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It's done. A crash course on growing your followers and engagement rate for new Bluesky users, particularly VTubers. A lot of Twitter VTubers struggle to grow on Bluesky since they use algorithm-based growth tricks... those don't work here! Here's what does
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nsfw.leaflet.pub/3md7uyxr3t22y
Bluesky & VTubers: A Guide to Growth, Long-Term - Not Safe For Who?
Growth is possible. As long as you're ready to meet the neighbors.
nsfw.leaflet.pub
January 25, 2026 at 4:46 AM
It's done. A crash course on growing your followers and engagement rate for new Bluesky users, particularly VTubers. A lot of Twitter VTubers struggle to grow on Bluesky since they use algorithm-based growth tricks... those don't work here! Here's what does
nsfw.leaflet.pub/3md7uyxr3t22y
nsfw.leaflet.pub/3md7uyxr3t22y
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January 25, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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Corrin, Camilla and Azura in winter clothes (Fire Emblem, 2022 art)
stay safe tonight fellas
stay safe tonight fellas
January 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Corrin, Camilla and Azura in winter clothes (Fire Emblem, 2022 art)
stay safe tonight fellas
stay safe tonight fellas
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hey whoever bought this on my ko-fi shop just now i put it there to test how ko-fi storefronts work with my friend. theres no item. im sorry. thanks for letting me know tho
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 AM
hey whoever bought this on my ko-fi shop just now i put it there to test how ko-fi storefronts work with my friend. theres no item. im sorry. thanks for letting me know tho
Hi. I went thrifting and it was great advice. I just talked to my parents about what great advice it was. Read this thread — I got a nice jacket.
I got tired of explaining how thrifting is cheap and easy and fun so I made a quick primer on some ways to go thrifting! spend less this year and help reduce on waste 💃
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Hi. I went thrifting and it was great advice. I just talked to my parents about what great advice it was. Read this thread — I got a nice jacket.
Studying for my CompTIA Security+. Is this a Xenoblade Chronicles 3 reference?
January 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Studying for my CompTIA Security+. Is this a Xenoblade Chronicles 3 reference?