Jordan Brown 📝
@robotortoise.com
Writer, visual novel developer. 25+, she/her. Autistic. Occasionally, I use NSFW text, so no followers under 18, please. 🔞
Contact: jordan@robotortoise.com
Contact: jordan@robotortoise.com
Honestly, after Mario overtly told Bowser that his gorgeous art was trash, I think he does deserve to get his ass kicked by Bowser a little bit. Bowser is opening up to him and Mario can't even be emotionally appreciative to his friend's art. What a dick.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Honestly, after Mario overtly told Bowser that his gorgeous art was trash, I think he does deserve to get his ass kicked by Bowser a little bit. Bowser is opening up to him and Mario can't even be emotionally appreciative to his friend's art. What a dick.
I WILL BE THERE. I WILL POST PICTURES IF I REMEMBER.
I AM NOT A GRAPHIC DESIGN MAJOR SORRY FOR THE POSTER LOOKING BAD
I AM NOT A GRAPHIC DESIGN MAJOR SORRY FOR THE POSTER LOOKING BAD
Hear that? Chandler Pride Festival is THIS SATURDAY from 4 - 8 PM!
Located at Dr. A.J. Chandler Park.
Street Address is 3 South Arizona Avenue, aka Downtown Chandler.
See you there!
Located at Dr. A.J. Chandler Park.
Street Address is 3 South Arizona Avenue, aka Downtown Chandler.
See you there!
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I WILL BE THERE. I WILL POST PICTURES IF I REMEMBER.
I AM NOT A GRAPHIC DESIGN MAJOR SORRY FOR THE POSTER LOOKING BAD
I AM NOT A GRAPHIC DESIGN MAJOR SORRY FOR THE POSTER LOOKING BAD
I still think about that "award-winning" writer that I saw the work of. It was some of the worst writing I'd ever seen with awful grammar. The only reason she got into projects was because people never bothered to actually check her writing before hiring her.
Confidence goes a long way, I guess.
Confidence goes a long way, I guess.
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I still think about that "award-winning" writer that I saw the work of. It was some of the worst writing I'd ever seen with awful grammar. The only reason she got into projects was because people never bothered to actually check her writing before hiring her.
Confidence goes a long way, I guess.
Confidence goes a long way, I guess.
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Just want new ink for my printer. Found this actual page on Walmart's website. Didn't edit this at all. Every time I look I see something new.
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just want new ink for my printer. Found this actual page on Walmart's website. Didn't edit this at all. Every time I look I see something new.
Here's a Shrek necklace I am wearing.
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Here's a Shrek necklace I am wearing.
Okay, this is not ENTIRELY my fault if the devs color-coded the character's underwear and scrapped it for some fucking reason.
It's my fault I decided to document it.
It's my fault I decided to document it.
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Okay, this is not ENTIRELY my fault if the devs color-coded the character's underwear and scrapped it for some fucking reason.
It's my fault I decided to document it.
It's my fault I decided to document it.
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I have scanned and uploaded the extremely rare Nintendo company guide from 2000: archive.org/details/nint...
This is my first attempt at archiving my collection so I expect the quality will improve as my process does
This is my first attempt at archiving my collection so I expect the quality will improve as my process does
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have scanned and uploaded the extremely rare Nintendo company guide from 2000: archive.org/details/nint...
This is my first attempt at archiving my collection so I expect the quality will improve as my process does
This is my first attempt at archiving my collection so I expect the quality will improve as my process does
Soooo someone is working on making a Wii U internal SSD mod using the disc drive cable/circuit
youtu.be/eKaWcYRcqug?...
youtu.be/eKaWcYRcqug?...
Wii U Speed Comparison Between Nand-aid (MLC2SD) VS. SSD Ran Off Disc Drive Circuit
YouTube video by Tuner357
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Soooo someone is working on making a Wii U internal SSD mod using the disc drive cable/circuit
youtu.be/eKaWcYRcqug?...
youtu.be/eKaWcYRcqug?...
I thought this was a Genshin Impact character for a sec. It's not.
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I thought this was a Genshin Impact character for a sec. It's not.
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
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IT'S NOVEMBER but I'm not ready to give up the ghost just yet!! Go for it young miss!! 💚 #spookycute #ocs
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
IT'S NOVEMBER but I'm not ready to give up the ghost just yet!! Go for it young miss!! 💚 #spookycute #ocs
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i owe so many video game designers an apology
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i owe so many video game designers an apology
Thank you to @harris.zone for helping me get too many free McDonald's meals. The self checkout kiosks don't care if you do multiple promos as long as they're in seperate "orders" (if you click the checkout button and then log in again). Takes a few cycles, but I get entire meals for free!
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thank you to @harris.zone for helping me get too many free McDonald's meals. The self checkout kiosks don't care if you do multiple promos as long as they're in seperate "orders" (if you click the checkout button and then log in again). Takes a few cycles, but I get entire meals for free!
Thank you for incessantly screaming at me for half an hour while I was sleeping so I would pet you. I really appreciate it.
I guess it worked.
I guess it worked.
November 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Thank you for incessantly screaming at me for half an hour while I was sleeping so I would pet you. I really appreciate it.
I guess it worked.
I guess it worked.
I just jumped out of my seat when audio of me talking to my cat started autoplaying from Google Photos. Glad to know that the scariest thing to me is, indeed, me.
Pic of the cat
Pic of the cat
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I just jumped out of my seat when audio of me talking to my cat started autoplaying from Google Photos. Glad to know that the scariest thing to me is, indeed, me.
Pic of the cat
Pic of the cat
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Upon arriving in Askr, Princess Ivy discovers her affinity for dragons is rather well known...
Artist: skeb.jp/@minorudonguri
(April 2024)
Artist: skeb.jp/@minorudonguri
(April 2024)
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Upon arriving in Askr, Princess Ivy discovers her affinity for dragons is rather well known...
Artist: skeb.jp/@minorudonguri
(April 2024)
Artist: skeb.jp/@minorudonguri
(April 2024)
I got a snack for Sena the frog and a treat for Jordan the Human
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I got a snack for Sena the frog and a treat for Jordan the Human
Anyone know of a way to scrape from a Twitter account and then post it to Bluesky automatically? There's this, but it doesn't work with videos, which is extremely important for my use case.
louisgrasset.github.io/touitomamout...
louisgrasset.github.io/touitomamout...
Introduction | Touitomamout Docs
Let's discover Touitomamout in less than ⏲️ 5 minutes!
louisgrasset.github.io
November 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Anyone know of a way to scrape from a Twitter account and then post it to Bluesky automatically? There's this, but it doesn't work with videos, which is extremely important for my use case.
louisgrasset.github.io/touitomamout...
louisgrasset.github.io/touitomamout...
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October 31, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Day 30: Sena - Xenoblade Chronicles 3
yippee
yippee
October 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Day 30: Sena - Xenoblade Chronicles 3
yippee
yippee
The good news: I finished writing the first draft of my kinky sapphic romance visual novel. It is 127k words! Woo!
The bad news: I skipped over the sex scenes while writing it. I have them vaguely outlined, but now I need to write 13 sapphic/yuri sex scenes.
God help me for the lesbian mukbang
The bad news: I skipped over the sex scenes while writing it. I have them vaguely outlined, but now I need to write 13 sapphic/yuri sex scenes.
God help me for the lesbian mukbang
October 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The good news: I finished writing the first draft of my kinky sapphic romance visual novel. It is 127k words! Woo!
The bad news: I skipped over the sex scenes while writing it. I have them vaguely outlined, but now I need to write 13 sapphic/yuri sex scenes.
God help me for the lesbian mukbang
The bad news: I skipped over the sex scenes while writing it. I have them vaguely outlined, but now I need to write 13 sapphic/yuri sex scenes.
God help me for the lesbian mukbang
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study i did the other day :)
July 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
study i did the other day :)