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Capt'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters
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Veteran of a Thousand Psychic Wars.
RIP Iron Sheik. You would have loved being on the internet today.
July 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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if the left wants to actually figure out media they should spend less time and money finding the next joe rogan and more dismantling sinclair and local tv
May 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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what are the cops going to do? shoot the bees' dog?
U Arizona emergency alert texts have been slowly providing a terse account of how a swarm of bees is taking over campus this morning.

9:57 "Police are responding to a swarm of bees at speech and hearing."

10:43 "The area that should be avoided has expanded to James E. Rogers Way."
May 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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This guy probably complains about big government, cancel culture, and wants freedom of speech. Yet being triggered by cartoon takes him to a path where he wants Big Balls to silence people.
March 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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You'd think giving all tech companies access to a superior open source ai would make them more valuable, not less, until you remember they're only as valuable as their ability to monopolize
January 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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It can't be overstated how much of the appeal of ascending fascism is "You get to be the shittiest kind of person imaginable with no social consequences."

These chucklefucks act like they lived through some kind of Kafkaesque distopia but in reality their friends just asked they stop using slurs.
January 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one.

shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
We failed to stop the rise of fascism. What comes next?
How to navigate the future without a map.
shatterzone.substack.com
January 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
New kitten thinks Xmas is pretty fun. Helping open presents with kids then a nap by the fireplace.
December 26, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Wish I still had 6 BTC I bought for $100 using a Russian bank on a japanese magic the gathering exchange.
November 22, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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Greatest cinema moment of all time.
October 18, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Youth pastor voice: you know who else died for our sins? That's right arvel crynyd
December 4, 2023 at 9:18 PM
Tried to get a stadium shot and photo bombed by 6yo
September 2, 2023 at 6:35 PM