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Chris Nelson
@robonelson.bsky.social
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LFK silly man and multiple term Comedy Mayor. 1/2 of Double Deuce Podcast. More machine than man, more man than potato, more potato than god.
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Stuffing is bread pudding that fucks
doubledeucepod.bsky.social Double Deuce Podcast @doubledeucepod.bsky.social · 1d
Episode 525: The Pound-Round, a Friendsgiving Episode! Special guests Amber Fraley, Skye Maus & Ed Parker! The gift of Thanksgiving, special podcast English relationship, Skeletor with AIDS, heely bowling, and Navy: the party military branch! Pound us up!
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Double Deuce podcast
Comedy Podcast · Updated Weekly · Two guys living in the midwest giving you a lean 22 minutes of content so you can laugh and think, and then get on with your day. Email us at doubledeucepod@gmail.com
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November 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
robonelson.bsky.social
Release the masturbation cut, Penguin Random House!
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
robonelson.bsky.social
The “TS Eliot is nice to a child” domino that inevitably leads to the “Digital removal of human-cat buttholes” domino, and @willaverill.bsky.social is a cabbage apologist!
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
robonelson.bsky.social
That target ad where Santa’s helping a lady with her list, except for when he briefly runs out to stop a car getting towed. We all agree the reason we don’t see back outside when he returns is cause Santa just murdered a tow truck driver and likely a cop, right?
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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notalawyer.bsky.social
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
robonelson.bsky.social
That target ad where Santa’s helping a lady with her list, except for when he briefly runs out to stop a car getting towed. We all agree the reason we don’t see back outside when he returns is cause Santa just murdered a tow truck driver and likely a cop, right?
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
robonelson.bsky.social
No time to joust, Doctor Jones.
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
robonelson.bsky.social
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this paywall!
October 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
See that red X off the Pacific coast of Colombia? That’s where the US military recently blew up a boat, thousands of miles from the United States. There’s virtually no chance the boat was smuggling drugs into America, if it was even carrying drugs at all.
r5-to-philly.bsky.social R5_to_philly / R5Philly @r5-to-philly.bsky.social · Oct 23
And saying "In the Pacific" hides how many thousands of miles south of the US the boat was. A boat 2 miles from Los Angeles is also "in the pacific" but it takes you to the end of the third paragraph to get "off the coast of Colombia" after repeating DOD claims it was heading to the US
Map of "eastern pacific" you would never get from the fucking NYT
October 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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jsweetli.bsky.social
So either the police are wrong or the reporting is wrong from Denver Gazette and TMZ. The glasses kid is the kid in the mugshot alleged to have tripped the man and he could not have tripped the man because he’s seen on video running away when he tripped.
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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nora.zone
im fine with nazi tattoos being disqualifying. im just not really afraid of losing any worthwhile babies with that bathwater
October 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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atrupar.com
it's dizzying to me that stories like this -- a corrupt grift built on democracy-wrecking lies that culminated in a coup attempt -- barely breakthrough anymore. they're just daily background noise now.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Oct 21
COLLINS: The NYT is reporting your legal team is seeking $230 million from your own DOJ now in response to the investigations into you. Is that something you want?

TRUMP: It could be, yeah. I don't even talk to them about it. All I know is they would owe me a lot of money. They rigged the election.
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
robonelson.bsky.social
For real, The Chair Company should win a Nobel Peace Prize
October 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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doubledeucepod.bsky.social
Episode 520: The Micropenis of the Orchestral Set! @willaverill.bsky.social's mother was a cello & his father a French horn, @robonelson.bsky.social would choose the oboe at knifepoint, old-timey music lawyer vs jungle lawyer, & humping a keyboard, as above so below!
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Double Deuce podcast
Comedy Podcast · Updated Weekly · Two guys living in the midwest giving you a lean 22 minutes of content so you can laugh and think, and then get on with your day. Email us at doubledeucepod@gmail.com
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October 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Remember, @willaverill.bsky.social's book is coming soon! Go to lfkwasteland.com for event info, purchase details, extras, and more!
Day After the Waste Land | T.S. Eliot meets Lawrence Kansas
Reimagine T.S. Eliot's epic poem The Waste Land in modern Lawrence, Kansas, with this amazing new poetic sketchbook by Will Averill, with drawings by Kent Smith. This book about Lawrence, Kansas will ...
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October 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
robonelson.bsky.social
Robot samurai warrior poets are a beautiful dream, much more promising than the dystopian propaganda encompassed in the Terminator franchise, such as it is. Also, Mr. FBI, @willaverill.bsky.social and I gave you all the clues!
October 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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karnythia.bsky.social
You could just talk about Jim Crow. I promise you, there's no need to leave America's shores to talk about life in a fascist state
motherjones.com Mother Jones @motherjones.com · Oct 7
Under the Third Reich, most Germans generally lived in the law-bound normative state, while Jews and other disfavored people were victims of the arbitrary and violent prerogative state.

The dual state is characterized by the facade of normalcy obscuring the fact of an authoritarian state.
The “dual state” theory was invented to describe Nazis. The Supreme Court could take us there.
Authoritarianism—but make it look like the rule of law.
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October 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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joshtpm.bsky.social
Picture here is from 1992. LA riots. Ive seen this called bad news judgment. In any real journalism outfit this is more like a firing offense. I basically say such things. Beyond belief.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Oct 7
"President Donald Trump and his top aides are using the word 'insurrection' more frequently to describe anti-ICE protests in places like Portland," writes Zachary B. Wolf. https://cnn.it/4pWYmzr
October 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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they just slapped a surgeons general warning on RFK like he’s a pack of cigarettes
ddiamond.bsky.social Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · Oct 7
“Secretary Kennedy is entitled to his views. But he is not entitled to put people’s health at risk.”

Six former surgeons general condemn RFK Jr.
Opinion | Six surgeons general: RFK Jr. is a threat to the health of Americans
It was our duty in office to warn of dangers when we found them. We’re doing that again today.
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October 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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noupside.bsky.social
“Who was president in 2020?” is the question of our time
Senator Jim Banks V @SenatorBanks Follow g.. The 2020 Census was a fraud. The Biden admin used a shady "privacy" formula that scrambled the data and miscounted 14 states. It included illegal immigrants and handed Democrats extra seats. Americans deserve a fair count and l'm fighting to fix it. Zinited Statcs SScnate MASHNORON DEYNN October 6, 2025 an. Thow arewutn Socretary U.S. Department of Commerce Washington, DXC 20230 Dear Secretary Lutaick: I urge you to investigate and correct erroes from the 2020 Census that handed disproportionntd political power to Democrats and illogal alicns. The Census Burcau adoptod a now and opaque voting districts. As preparod by the Biden administration, the 2020 Censas roports miscountod the population of fourteen states, ' wrongly allocating six congressional scats aod Electoral xx conwuu tmora uy, toc taroro tu mot đoo tnn Cunu lc pung t imber of votine districts. And the reoorts de aniovety inchaded ilecnl nhens widhout track those aliens' citiz enship status, If left uncorrected, these erroes will coetinue diluting the political power of American citizens. Consus data plays a crucial role in allocating political roprescntation and goverment funding Under the Constitution, cach state gets Congressional represcotutives and Electoeal College votes- based on "the whole number of persons" within the state." The number of persoes is in tum clabaabod by a consttubocalty-mandalcd dcccacaal ccavas. Pcual agcco nely on census data to allocate billions of dollars in federal funding, much of which hinges ee opulation. And states use consus data to deaw congrossicnal and voting districts, »hich the The it eiy of tie soaren alie n tor dur at ce hor inc ae oam toy ee n nght wilbout statsica ly signilicant ciroo. Diffcrcntial privacy is opaque and liable to mistakcn count totals. Sure cnough, the 2020 Ccnsus ovarocunted the noculation in cicht states and undercounted it in six." Tihe most extrcmi andercount was Arkansas, at 5.04%, and the larg…
October 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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rbreich.bsky.social
ICE will reportedly hire contractors to surveil social media platforms 24/7 to target people for deportations.

The information would then be funneled into an existing ICE database built by Palantir (founded by Trump ally Peter Thiel).

"The party of small government,” folks.
October 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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jfallows.bsky.social
Draw on your own experience:

Is there any situation you've ever been part of, with you or anyone else in the hot seat, in which a person who does NOT have something to hide, reacts the way Bondi does?

I've been on trial juries that concluded "we can't trust that witness," after evasions like this
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Oct 7
NOTABLE -- Pam Bondi refuses to answer direct questions about if the FBI has incriminating photos of Trump with half-naked young women, but instead deflects from them by attacking Sen. Whitehouse
October 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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mamatried.bsky.social
lol it’s this guy
Tweet from 11/2/24 showing Harry Sisson and his 4 friends in a car that reads “we’re Gen Z voters and we all PROUDLY voted for Kamala Harris! Real men support Harris” Robert J O’Neill quotes it with “You're not men. You're boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.”
October 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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doubledeucepod.bsky.social
Will’s book is coming soon! Go to lfkwasteland.com for event info, purchase details, extras, and more!
Day After the Waste Land | T.S. Eliot meets Lawrence Kansas
Reimagine T.S. Eliot's epic poem The Waste Land in modern Lawrence, Kansas, with this amazing new poetic sketchbook by Will Averill, with drawings by Kent Smith. This book about Lawrence, Kansas will ...
lfkwasteland.com
October 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM