Chris Nelson
@robonelson.bsky.social
LFK silly man and multiple term Comedy Mayor. 1/2 of Double Deuce Podcast. More machine than man, more man than potato, more potato than god.
The fact the top answer isn’t “Yes you can” should be a federal fucking crime
September 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The fact the top answer isn’t “Yes you can” should be a federal fucking crime
Damn it, @nytimes.com, you not making this “the 5 D’s of dodgeball” is probably the worst thing you’ve done since your complicity in the genocide in Gaza, or your complicity in the rise of right-wing extremism. 3 strikes, bitches. @NYTConnections
(I waited a day, no spoilers)
(I waited a day, no spoilers)
September 21, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Damn it, @nytimes.com, you not making this “the 5 D’s of dodgeball” is probably the worst thing you’ve done since your complicity in the genocide in Gaza, or your complicity in the rise of right-wing extremism. 3 strikes, bitches. @NYTConnections
(I waited a day, no spoilers)
(I waited a day, no spoilers)
How will you escape their dungeon?
May 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
How will you escape their dungeon?
Can’t wait to take these two down when the revolution comes. #EatTheRich
January 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Can’t wait to take these two down when the revolution comes. #EatTheRich
Used to be you could stack strange by the bushel in a ride like this. Now people just laugh.
December 4, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Used to be you could stack strange by the bushel in a ride like this. Now people just laugh.
Shit like this is why old people think you can just show up somewhere with a resume and get a job.
November 28, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Shit like this is why old people think you can just show up somewhere with a resume and get a job.