Robert Macias
robertmacias.bsky.social
Robert Macias
@robertmacias.bsky.social
Writer, editor, Democrat, nature buff, standup comedy fan, non-religious. Former Texan in Albuquerque.
Selecting cool regular normal on the washing machine calms me down.
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Looking forward to the first state dinner held in the East Wing Ballroom and Buffet
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
There’s only one reason he would need this much space: a 24-hour all-you-can-eat buffet.
October 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Balloon Fiesta chicken says hi
October 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A little joy amid madness
October 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Important to keep remembering and repeating that Kimmel didn't mock Charlie Kirk or celebrate his death in the monologue. He mocked the president's lack of feeling and criticized the regime.
September 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Sen. Cassidy constantly wiping his nose while surrounded by reporters makes me wonder if he’s a responsible public health steward.
September 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Among the many bizarre things here, why medical provider as opposed to doctor? Is RFK treating him?
the story for how giuliani got hurt is super sketch but it does include “911” so i respect his commitment to the bit
August 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Maybe we should just focus on specific parts that are surely dead
August 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Does the hulk work in that office?
There are probably few photos that are more reflective of America’s gun violence problem than this one #RampageNation
July 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Tell me about your beautiful secrets ew gross never mind
July 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Pam Bondi is trapped in a traffic jam in crazytown
July 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Oh good, Ted Cruz has shown up in Kerrville to creep out flood victims
July 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
These fireworks explosions in homes are probably the result of sellers stocking up in anticipation of tariffs. How many other unintended consequences do we have to look forward to?
July 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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“The operation will go down in the anals of history”
June 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
<bully punching you> Now is the time to make peace
June 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Why did they call it the “Military Parade” and not “Tanks For Nothing”?
June 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Just saw a kid at a restaurant silently shove a phone in front of his father’s face to unlock it, then walk away playing a game. Faces are the new mother’s maiden name.
June 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
JD Vance's voice is the sound of refried beans sliding out of a can
May 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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May 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Patty Griffin - Mary (Live) 14/14
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May 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Mike Waltz learned a lot from creating potential military disasters and is now fully prepared to trigger large-scale international crises
May 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
At this rate, odds are pretty good Hegseth will accidentally send himself to El Salvador
April 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM