Since they’ve explicitly said they’re only investigating Democrats, they should be able to release everything related to Republicans.

They probably bought the report from DashMart

So sad. I saw her perform many times. One day I spotted her from a distance at a Target in south Austin. She had no basket and was juggling several items in her arms. Just a regular person buying more than she'd planned to at Target.

I’ll be impressed when someone does it without food while carrying a rabid chimp

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I want to believe that this is the detail that rattles him and leads him to do something even dumber

Now we just need Giuliani to release the exact same statement.

Giuliani spokesperson: We'll issue a simple statement saying you were hit by a drunk driver.
Rudy: Make it crazier.

He could walk onto the front lawn with his shroom out and Haberman would describe it as an unconventional hobby

Please make sure 🍊🍄 is there for the groundbreaking

Big guy, strong guy, tears in his eyes?

His combover has a combover

Oh, that technology that’s famously bad at getting facts right?

Walking in crowded Austin airport, the crowd parts and Lyle Lovett is standing in front of me. “You’re Lyle Lovett,” I muttered.