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Bringing my A-game to sea level.
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Is there a documentary or oral history about whoever the hell was writing the game manuals over at Ultra? Because this shit is absolutely bonkers and I need to know more.
A screenshot of a manual for Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse featuring... way more jokes than you'd think. Like WAY more.
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I DID THE THING DAMMIT. #baking
Photograph of a crème caramel custard cake a la Claire Saffitz.
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Peak fiction.
A screenshot of Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse, showing a title card that says, "During 15th Century Europe, there lived a person named Dracula. He practiced sorcery in order to create a bad world filled with evil."
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Simon has defeated Dracula, but at what cost? Castlevania II had some issues, but once I gave up and consulted a walkthrough it turned out to be kind of disappointingly easy. Onward, to the next Castlevania (and the next Belmont!)
A screenshot of the end card for Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, showing what I'm told is the "Bad Ending" despite Dracula having been defeated "forever." I dunno, man.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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A screenshot of an Achewood comic where one of the cats is lamenting that they have to read news about Hitler's dick again.
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Honestly seems kind of obvious in retrospect.
A screenshot of Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, where someone is giving Simon a piece of helpful advice: "Don't look into the Death Star, or you will die."
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Castlevania down. Those last couple levels are ugly. Next up, I'm told it's a horrible night to have a curse.
A screenshot of the end of Castlevania for the NES that says the character of Death was played by Belo Lugosi and Frankenstein was played by Boris Karloffice.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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About to lever into the Castlevania Anniversary collection
A screenshot of Castlevania, originally for the NES, featuring original slayer Simon Belmont looking at Dracula's castle all like "I'm gonna fuck that guy's night to shit"
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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A pencil drawing of a biblically accurate seraphim dressed as Santa Claus, asking a small child if he's been a good boy.
November 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Just took maybe the best photo I've ever taken. If anyone knows John Pulitzer please let him know my DMs are open.
A photograph of four cows eating grass while the sun rises behind them.
October 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I shouldn't be this annoyed that enchiladas verdes with store-bought verde sauce is like 70% as good as anything I could scratch-make with 2% of the work. But I am. #cooking
A picture of half of a baking dish's worth of tasty enchiladas verdes con pollo.
October 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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This idea has enthralled me so much that I had to do something dumb about it.
A drawing of King Watinga, boss of the Mario Paint minigame Gnat Attack, cosplaying as Cammy from Super Street Fighter II: The New Challengers.
October 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Today's a two-in-one idc
A crude drawing of a vampire being surprised at a yōkai
October 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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#mabsdrawlloweenclub #art
A crude drawing of a pumpkin pumping iron. Because it's a pump-kin
October 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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#mabsdrawlloweenclub #art
A crude drawing of a goth glass of water yelling at their mom
October 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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In June 2024 a buddy and I embarked on a mission to make a Kraft Macaroni & Cheese-flavored Destroy Gundam. Sixteen months later, BEHOLD. #gunpla
A photograph of a Destroy Gundam painted to look like a box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.
October 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I refuse to stop being dumb during #mabsdrawlloweenclub and you can't make me
A crude drawing of a website called Ickstarter where someone is trying to get an army of zombies fully f-undead.
October 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Oh no! I missed several days of #mabsdrawlloweenclub! Oh beans! #art
A crude drawing of a Where's Waldo-type situation except you're looking for a wolf. Because it's a where-wolf. A crude drawing of a ghost and a devil wondering where a ghoul went. Because it's Gone Ghoul. A crude drawing of a child being struck by lightning. The prompt was "Lightning Lad." I have no idea what the fuck that is or means.
October 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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too busy to draw today sorry #mabsdrawlloweenclub
October 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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My new original character that you're not allowed to steal. Notice how his eyes are clocks; that kind of thing doesn't just happen unless you care a lot. #art
A crude drawing of a new original character named Dr. Timeline. He's red- and blue-shifted like he's in stereoscopic 3D.
October 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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a fate worse than death #mabsdrawlloweenclub #art
A crude drawing of a ghost who is going to haunt the house of her nephew for a month. Because it's the Aunting. Get it? GET IT???
October 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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decisions, decisions
#mabsdrawlloweenclub
A drawing of a witch who can't decide which hat to wear.
October 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Now I want everyone who's ever sent me an email to apologize for having sent me an email.
A screenshot of an email unsubscribe message where they've apologized for the inconvenience of having me on their email list.
October 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Every day for #mabsdrawlloweenclub I pledge to do the dumbest possible thing I can think of. #art
A vampire saying "Your familiar" to a bat who corrects his grammar.
October 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Manifesting Soup Weather by making soup.
October 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM