“We are lending Britain an iconic jewel of our shared history: the Bayeux Tapestry. This is the first time this national treasure will leave French soil. It marks an unprecedented cultural partnership between our two countries — a powerful symbol of our Entente amicale”

Emmanuel Macron 👏

We can reveal that the director of Luxe Lifestyle – a firm that bagged a £25.7m PPE contract during Covid, has been arrested.

This is what happened.

Could US tariffs act as the catalyst for the UK to hold another referendum on rejoining the EU?

imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal

Right this might be the most banal content yet but I maintain the worst thing in the world is being about to go to sleep and realising there’s a fly in the room

With Lowe’s whip withdrawn, the proportion of Reform MPs jailed for viciously assaulting a woman now stands at 25%.

They are arguing, endlessly, that illegally inciting acts of terror online is ‘free speech’ while silencing dissent, targeting journalists & telling an invaded ally what he is & is not allowed to say during a live television broadcast are all fine.

European leaders are stepping forward to tonight to show their support for President Zelensky 👏

Every right-wing podcaster discussing Elon Musk

Looks about reich.

Musk and Zuck are all in with Trump in the hope he can force governments worldwide to roll back tighter controls on social networks.

Agadir has been the greatest accidental holiday.

Til next time.