@roadkilljackdaw.bsky.social
Clean the seas, plant more trees, save the bees and punch nazis
No swerfs no terfs no tories
Writer, Nurse, LARPer. I play too much DnD. 🌈✨♾️
Cute enough to stop your heart, smart enough to restart it
No swerfs no terfs no tories
Writer, Nurse, LARPer. I play too much DnD. 🌈✨♾️
Cute enough to stop your heart, smart enough to restart it
✨💖 What if we were two cats sleeping on top of eachother? 👉👈✨
May 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
✨💖 What if we were two cats sleeping on top of eachother? 👉👈✨
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Every year baby deer spend the day in our yard while their moms are out galavanting, and I love them
May 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Every year baby deer spend the day in our yard while their moms are out galavanting, and I love them
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Hot girl summer
May 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hot girl summer
May 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
January 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
✨ I take my passenger princess duties Very Seriously✨ (stands in the middle of the road directing traffic whilst my lift changes their blown front tyre) (it was -10°c) (and pitch dark) (it took 30+ mins)
January 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
✨ I take my passenger princess duties Very Seriously✨ (stands in the middle of the road directing traffic whilst my lift changes their blown front tyre) (it was -10°c) (and pitch dark) (it took 30+ mins)
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January 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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My retirement plan is to become a bug and then find a rug in which to get snug
January 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My retirement plan is to become a bug and then find a rug in which to get snug
Working in private healthcare is sucking at my soul but I literally can't afford to go back to NHS work (cries)
January 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Working in private healthcare is sucking at my soul but I literally can't afford to go back to NHS work (cries)
Hahaha imagine being 28 getting ID'd in wetherspoons hahaha (cries)
December 4, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Hahaha imagine being 28 getting ID'd in wetherspoons hahaha (cries)
November 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
What I wouldn't give for these
November 27, 2024 at 11:34 PM
What I wouldn't give for these
November 27, 2024 at 1:41 PM
And then there's the people who are both and when they try to mash the two together end up screaming into a pillow for twenty minutes
there are two kinds of writers:
those who write pages of bantering dialogue and realize they didn't describe anything in the scene
and those who write pages of detailed description and realize no one's spoken for eight pages
those who write pages of bantering dialogue and realize they didn't describe anything in the scene
and those who write pages of detailed description and realize no one's spoken for eight pages
November 26, 2024 at 10:14 PM
And then there's the people who are both and when they try to mash the two together end up screaming into a pillow for twenty minutes
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I think more women in fiction should be angry and mean and most important Rude
November 26, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I think more women in fiction should be angry and mean and most important Rude
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
But @northernrail.bsky.social has our money, so they don't need to pretend to care about providing a service once the doors are closed 2/2
November 26, 2024 at 4:38 PM
But @northernrail.bsky.social has our money, so they don't need to pretend to care about providing a service once the doors are closed 2/2
Gosh imagine if @northernrail.bsky.social actually put enough carriages on to accommodate passengers. I count 25 people standing in this carriage, with every seat full. 1/2
November 26, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Gosh imagine if @northernrail.bsky.social actually put enough carriages on to accommodate passengers. I count 25 people standing in this carriage, with every seat full. 1/2
My parents left a bottle of cherry mead on my coffee table before going home, and did not explicitly forbid me from drinking it
Place your bets whether it'll survive til I visit them for Christmas
Place your bets whether it'll survive til I visit them for Christmas
November 26, 2024 at 4:30 PM
My parents left a bottle of cherry mead on my coffee table before going home, and did not explicitly forbid me from drinking it
Place your bets whether it'll survive til I visit them for Christmas
Place your bets whether it'll survive til I visit them for Christmas
I legit just got the ick from an otherwise very attractive person BC they didn't know what The Princess Bride was
November 26, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I legit just got the ick from an otherwise very attractive person BC they didn't know what The Princess Bride was
Good news: I got out of work early to meet my parents
Bad news: my parents are still driving here
Worse news: they have my house keys
Bad news: my parents are still driving here
Worse news: they have my house keys
November 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Good news: I got out of work early to meet my parents
Bad news: my parents are still driving here
Worse news: they have my house keys
Bad news: my parents are still driving here
Worse news: they have my house keys
For anyone who ever followed me for cute shit and instead got me being horny posting on main, I'm sorry (not really)
November 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM
For anyone who ever followed me for cute shit and instead got me being horny posting on main, I'm sorry (not really)