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Kelly Roadkill
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Kelly Roadkill @roadkell.bsky.social · Mar 31
ThinkPad ASCII logos for all your terminal needs — now in colors! 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️
github.com/roadkell/asc...
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Fellas, is it gay?
Инструкция, как слушать радиоточку без радиоприёмника, но с другом (not gay)
July 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Кто будет тащить твиттерский пассивно-агрессивный стиль общения сюда — получит по жопе (non-kinky)
July 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Идеальной Хонды не существу~
jc40.bsky.social Honda fit enthusiast @jc40.bsky.social · Jan 30
Anyone familiar with
CLEAR S2K !?
July 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Lorem ipsum 🤜🤛 etaoin shrdlu
July 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Reposted by Kelly Roadkill
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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...и больше нет ничего,
всё находится в NAS
July 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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В этом itt треде я перечисляю алгоритмы и структуры данных, в которых я наконец-то разобралась, пока пилила игру в Godot (ибо встроенные возможности gdscript довольно скромные, многое приходится ручками).

Ах, да.
В игре ЕБУТСЯ ФУРРИ.

Дядя Кнут, вы гордитесь мной? 🥺
June 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Наконец-то дошли тут руки до списков и кастомных лент, а то после первой сотни масштаб ленты стал несколько _довить_.
June 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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❌ Соло на клавиатуре
✅ BabyType
jinjo.bsky.social Jack Frost @jinjo.bsky.social · Jun 24
This guy's about to get inside your computer
Fuzzy ball guy
June 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Хозяйке на заметку
Screenshot from r/NoStupidQuestions: Q: If sexual arousal suppresses the disgust response, will wearing a vibrator let me clean up moldy food without gagging? A: You're going to Pavlov yourself into being horny for moldy food
June 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Компьютеры были ошибкой.
June 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Подруга, пытаясь вспомнить название ютюб-канала Kurzgesagt:
Ну этот... как его там... Кухонное ЗУ
June 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Reposted by Kelly Roadkill
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pink in the night (2019)
lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child. page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses. page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast. page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
May 28, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Да, моя любимая игровая консоль... как её там...
Atari logo, but the text says "Tatari"
June 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Встретили начало месяца прайда групповым "чаепитием" 😏
June 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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At this rate we'll vibe code ourselves into a new Therac-25 within a year.
May 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Про Copilot (и LLM'ы вообще) профессор Фортран всё объяснил ещё в 1991 году.
Энциклопедия профессора Фортрана, стр. 14-15, глава "Алгоритмы", история о чистке картошки Энциклопедия профессора Фортрана, стр. 14-15, глава "Алгоритмы", история о чистке картошки
May 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Reposted by Kelly Roadkill
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Did you know that all the generators on the power grid are spinning in sync with each other? The grid has a heartbeat and each and every machine connected to it must follow the rhythm.

This includes the machines in your home! Your buzzing fridge compressor is beating in time with the same heart.
March 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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If you are trans and/or enby, you are eligible for a warm hug, a headpat, and a gentle bite on the ear.
Please apply to the nearest me.
March 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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А вы тоже всегда читаете "омбудсмен" как "обмудсмен"?
March 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Make a movie better by adding “in the ass” to it
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Glass in the ass
roadkell.bsky.social Kelly Roadkill @roadkell.bsky.social · Mar 5
Make a movie better by adding “in the ass” to it

Pitch black in the ass
March 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Make a movie better by adding “in the ass” to it

Pitch black in the ass
March 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Make a movie better by adding “in the ass” to it

Don't look up in the ass
stillalivegek.bsky.social Rosey Rose🌹 @stillalivegek.bsky.social · Oct 22
Make a movie better by adding “in the ass” to it

Who shot Captain Alex in the ass
kurtbusiek.bsky.social Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · Oct 22
Make a movie better by adding “in the ass” to it

Splendor in the Ass in the Grass
March 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Лайфхак: разобрав "пустую" тубу-диспенсер Эстрожеля можно наскрести ещё на одну-две порции.
March 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM